Why is this young woman crying tears of ultimate darkness? Because she can’t handle the beauty of Tyra Banks‘ directorial debut, a motion editorial created for America’s Next Top Model. This is the best thing Tyra’s done since her masterpiece musical composition “Shake Ya Body”. Or maybe even that time she wore a fat suit.
If you’re into pretty reality show contestants wandering around aimlessly in cute outfits, then you’re going to love this! And if you like close-ups of people whispering their names creepily? You’ll love it even more! Don’t be surprised if you wish this video represented your life.
Snarky and sarcastic comments aside, last night’s episode of ANTM was actually pretty shocking. Two of the remaining competitors were kicked off the show, including one individual who we swore would be crowned as the winner of this cycle. Nevertheless, this should make for a very interesting finale!
– Dewitt
Photo credit: Ivano Grasso
To read more and watch Tyra’s directorial debut, follow the JUMP:
1. ANN (LW – 3): Believe it or not, Ann will be walking in the final runway show! But don’t place any bets on her winning the competition. In our opinion, she’s more of an Allison Harvard than a Nicole Fox. While she’ll definitely get signed to an agency after the show, she doesn’t have the full package they’re looking for. With that said, don’t you just want to look at her all the time? When you’re not looking at penises, but of course…
2. CHELSEY (LW – 2): Blargh. We fully recognize that Chelsey deserves to win this cycle, given her consistently good photos, determination and professionalism. That won’t make it any less anticlimactic when Tyra Banks calls her name during the finale. We’d say she’s the most boring winner in the history of the show, but she hasn’t won yet. Also, she’s not Saleisha Stowers…
3. JANE (Eliminated, LW – 4): The producers finally decided to showcase Jane’s personality, in a moment of “chinese food and vodka” with Ann. Unfortunately, it was too little too late! Even her beautiful face couldn’t save her from elimination. And did we mention that her face is beautiful? Seriously, put that face on every magazine cover. ALL OF THEM.
3. KAYLA (Eliminated, LW – 1): Now that Kayla’s been ousted from the competition, can we confess something to you? We didn’t actually want her to win. Sure, it could have been an awesome victory for our “team”, but there’s a difference between being a lesbian and being a high fashion model. Kayla only fits into one of those categories.
Get ready for this moment of pure genius…
I was so surprised when Ann was called first. I mean, are you kidding me? I don’t even want to watch the finale because chelsey is going to win. They would be idiots to give it to Ann. Oh well.
The whole episode was a shit show. From Tyra’s typical sad self promotion to Andres’ ridiculous draped ensembles to the Vogue Italia editor who look pissed she was on the show. It’s so crazy, too, that they have been talking about high fashion the whole cycle and now they will name Chelsey the winner. Chelsey is a decent model, but is not high fashion. Ann is not a great spokesmodel but is high fashion- isn’t that the point?
who cares about women.. its man hunt
Can I just say that this episode seriously sucked, I’m going to watch the finale just because i”ve wasted all of this time, but after that I’m done with ANTM. This was a shameless plug for Tyra and her career.
Did anyone else notice that Kayla was predominantly used in the video?? So why was she sent packing? Honestly, Tyra’s critique’s make no sense. so Done!
I agree, this episode was bad. I love Ann, love her pictures and love her story of going from the outcast to a high fashion model…but she CAN’T walk. This runway show, she’s going to get killed by Chelsey. I was for Kayla from the very beginning, way before she came out as lesbian. She’s the one with the full package. I’d much rather watch/see her than Chelsey.
I felt really bad for Jane. She dropped out of PRINCETON to join ANTM. Maybe she was failing and decided to pursue modeling? I mean, who wouldnt finish their degree first?
The way I see it, the way Ann is being called first despite her video, she WILL win. Mark my word. LOL
Damn. I’m from Down Under, and don’t even watch the show, but I was rooting for Kayla all the same.
I’m…pretty sure I should be happy work has kept me from watching the last couple episodes of the show, and will do the same for the finale, I’d hate to see Ann lose, it might be another moment like way back when it was Nik VS Nicole, and for some abominable reason they chose Nicole over Nik. I think that, Salesha, and keeping Jade in the competition as long as they did for their respective seasons were the biggest mistakes ever, maybe even allowing Adrienne to win the first season too. So I’d hate to see her first attempt to make a “high fashion” season fail so hugely.
It’s Ann. It was always Ann.
Maybe the judges got sick of humouring the girls wek after week so they decided to skip to the finale.
She kind of looks like Eva Green (?) – the eyebrows.
Sure she’s a little awkward – maybe she’s not exactly Covergirl material (which I’d say is a plus…) but she IS Italian Vogue.
geez, Covergirl already SPOIL their Winner:
ANN!!!!!!
as much as I’d love Chelsey to win this.