Welcome to Wanna Be On Top, our newly branded series of recaps for America’s Next Top Model‘s sixteenth cycle. Unfortunately, the question in the title of this post isn’t referring to the hot, scruffy hair stylist in the picture above. But if it did, our […]
Category: Just For Fun
Who Would You Rather?: College Boy Lip-Dubbers
Hypothetically, if you were a huge slut who slept with large groups of college-aged men at the same time, would you rather hop in bed with Princeton‘s swim team or these frat bros from the University of Arkansas? The latter group composed a lip-dub video […]
RuPaul’s Drag Race: Face, Face, Face of Cakes
Beyond the wigs and glittery gowns of every drag queen, there lies a naked man. We were kindly reminded of this fun factoid on last night’s episode of RuPaul’s Drag Race, in which the remaining eight contestants posed for a tasteful nude photo shoot. The […]
Caption This: The Public Restroom Butt Grab
Pants on the ground, pants on the ground! The three boys in this picture certainly don’t look like fools with their pants on the ground. For whatever reason, these guys decided to line up at a public urinal, drop their trousers, grab the middle dude’s […]
Stuff Straight People Like: Nipples
The other day, our very heterosexual co-worker was discussing a girl he spotted on the train. It was a particularly cold day, and she wasn’t wearing a bra. We’re guessing you can do the rest of the math. This led us to wonder (he says […]
ANTM: Erin Wasson
“I know you guys love some A. Wang.” You can’t make this shit up. Those were actual words that came out of model Erin Wasson‘s mouth, as she appeared on last night’s premiere of America’s Next Top Model. An exemplary representation of reality television’s power […]
Gleek Out: Blame It On The Alcohol
Spoiler alert! Here’s an alphabetical list of things we learned from Glee‘s latest episode. Alcohol is bad for you. Bisexuality happens when you’re drunk. Dads should learn about butt sex, so they can educate their gay sons about it. And last but not least, Ke$ha […]
Caption This: Not A Shark Attack
This week’s edition of Caption This might remind you of Steven Spielberg’s Jaws, and not just because of the cartoon shark in the censored image above. The real version of this pic features someone’s dick poking out from underwater, ready to launch an attack on […]
RuPaul’s Drag Race: The Snatch Game
The Snatch Game. If these three words mean nothing to you, then you’re obviously not a fan of RuPaul’s Drag Race. One of last season’s best moments came when the contestants participated in a reimagined adaptation of the 1970s game show Match Game. Thankfully, the […]
Scrub-A-Dub Dub With Michael Fitt
Be sure not to scrub the naughty off. Here’s model Michael Fitt letting the droplets just run down his rippling abs. Fitt’s making sure that he’s squeaky-clean before appearing in your dirty fantasies. He’s fastidious like that. Thanks to Gay Body Blog for letting us […]

