This week’s edition of Caption This might remind you of Steven Spielberg’s Jaws, and not just because of the cartoon shark in the censored image above. The real version of this pic features someone’s dick poking out from underwater, ready to launch an attack on its horny prey. Or something like that…
If you’re up for the challenge, leave a comment with your wittiest (or sexiest) caption for this image. We’ll sift through the entries for the best of the bunch and post the winner in next week’s Caption This post. Think you have what it takes? Prove it, you cocky motherfucker!
For those of you who aren’t coming up with anything good, we encourage you to click through, check out the current submissions and show some support by “liking” another reader’s caption. Who knows? It might influence our final decision.
– Dewitt
To see the full pic and last week’s winning caption, follow the JUMP:
And here’s last week’s winner…
A nice variation on Taio Cruz’s song, C Peatridge!
The Cock-Ness Monster comes up for air!
“Periscope UP!”
The Baptism of St. Peter.
The poster for the new movie “Lake Flacid”.
You’re gonna need a bigger condom…
“You know, maybe we shouldn’t have digitally enhanced that old Nessie picture …”
Lake Flaccid
Dumb Donald goes for a swim….
BP turns to alternative methods to restore tourism in the Gulf.
periscope up!
There are just way too many things wrong with this image
I dont bite! Much.
Dah Dant
Dah Dant
Dah Dant Dah Dant Dah Dant…
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water
Okay, who messed with my sea-monkey?
Behold, the monster Nessie.
Call me Ishmael! It’s the great Moby Dick!!!
A fish story: “I swear it was this big”
Just keep your head above the water and you won’t drown.
Dad was lying when he said I could see out of this eye! (Maybe he said pee?)
Wow, what a big buoy!
So, that’s what a cockle is !
Told ya I was a big dick.
Thar he blows!
I call him “Red October”.
It’s a buoy!
You’re gonna need a bigger condom…
“Just when you thought it was safe to put your pants back on…”
Damn! That is a LOT of pre-cum!
10MPH Zone: Mating Zone.
When Billy ran out of worms, he found another way to get some bass.
And they said Moby Dick wasnt real… Thar He Blows!!!
Moby Dick: Uncut….coming to a theatre near you
Hey! I found Nemo!
Commander, we’re headed for colder waters. Periscope down!
LOL @ Hizzohizzo
A dick in sharks clothing.
It came from Lake Dicuwanna
wat-ah! monster
NO WAKE zone
Was he trying to catch some Lance Bass???
….and King Arthur’s sword, gleaming, arose from the lake…..
Candygram.
I’m wondering really how many people are going to catch that reference! I LOVE IT!!!
When i said to research sea cucumbers, this is not what i meant.
“It’s coming for you”
Keep your HEAD above water
I believe it’s a sperm whale, lets pet it and see if it blows