So sue us if we have a big lesbian crush on Amanda Seyfried! We can’t help being fascinated by her journey to big-time Hollywood status from fabulous bit roles in Mean Girls and Veronica Mars. We’d totally go straight for her. And not just so […]
Category: Film
Um, Did James Franco Tweet His Dick Pic?
Stop everything you’re doing! Actor James Franco posted a picture of his dick on Twitter! Wait, on second thought, go back to what you were doing before this. It might just be a picture of his finger sticking out of his jeans. All we know […]
Celebrity Skin: Justin Long
Once upon a time, I rented the romantic comedy Going The Distance for my parents, not realizing that it was packed with jokes about dry humping and phone sex. I also wasn’t aware that Justin Long‘s butt would play such a prominent role in the […]
Would You Hit That?: Matt Damon
“I’m fucking Matt Damon.” What would be your reaction to that sentence? Would you pop a huge boner? Would you go into a jealous rage and start throwing chairs through windows? Or would you just not care at all? In other words… When it comes […]
Would You Hit That?: Johnny Depp
Most likely, this is one of those moments where you’re beginning to wonder why we even bother asking these questions. Johnny Depp is an internationally-recognized sex symbol! For cock’s sake, he’s appeared on multiple magazine covers under titles like “The Sexiest Man Alive”. Why wouldn’t […]
Secret Sex: Matthew McConaughey
People consider Matthew McConaughey to be “sexy”. You may not necessarily be one of those people, but I promise with every bone in my body that they exist. Frankly, I’ve never really fallen into this category. The appeal is relatively obvious–he’s got a great body. […]
Zac Efron Totally Came Out Of The Closet, You Guys!
Just kidding. This is all just a story concocted by Sarah Cordes of The National Enquirer, who claims that attendees to an NBA party were “shocked” to witness the former High School Musical star holding hands with “a buff young man”. And that’s not all! […]
Would You Hit That?: Colin Firth
If you managed to make it past James Franco‘s ass cheeks on last night’s broadcast of the Oscars, then you may be aware that Colin Firth took home the award for Best Actor in a Leading Role. His portrayal of King George VI in The […]
Random Question: Can James Franco Pull Off A Unitard?
We were going to do a discussion post on the 2011 Academy Awards, including a list of the folks who took home awards last night. Then we realized you’re all fully-functioning adults who (hopefully) know how to use Google. You can look that shit up […]
Who Would You Rather?: The Eagle Edition
We know some of you may be confused right now. When we say The Eagle , we’re not referring to one of many leather/cruise bars in Boston, Los Angeles, New York or Washington DC. It’s actually a new movie that opened last weekend, which stars […]