You’re not gonna love this if you don’t know Tintin. But then, everybody loves Tintin right? The actual graphic novels, though, not that terrifying, uncanny valley movie they tried to crank out a few years ago, right? Nobody liked that. If you don’t know […]
They didn’t give me a real trailer, so you’re getting this! I wrote about the beautiful Ashton Summers earlier today, lamenting that Dominic Ford neglected to include a preview of his new jack off scene with them. So I went on a hunt to […]
I don’t know what else I can say about that. I guess. “God bless?” And “you’re so lucky?” You’ll have to watch for yourself and figure out what you would say to the man who clearly has everything: I should… not […]
Totally epic penis. This is another one of those “I don’t know anything about this” videos since the source tumblr that prepped this clip and uploaded it is now mysteriously gone. But I been watching this dick bounce all day long and I’m officially […]
Dicks! Dicks bigger than a boy can imagine! For illustrators who draw naked men, especially those who do erotic works featuring naked men, there is no modern influence stronger than Tom of Finland. Tom’s (Touko Valio Laaksonen’s) styling and impressions of his technique can […]
Seriously. This doesn’t seem ok. I only came across Lorenzo Joseph by accident, but I signed up for a Gay Hoopla account tonight just because of him. These gifs were all the sales pitch I needed: I’m still totally floored that this […]
I’m sorry in advance. Sometimes you click on things and immediately start to question what evil force possessed you and forced you to click that photo of a woman jacking off a bunch of turtles. Sometimes you worry that there must be something wrong […]
And a chance for you to get 30% off! Earlier this month I did a whole thing about how I spend too much money online and I keep shopping carts going in a bunch of different stores, just in case I have the urge […]
Teach it some new tricks! Got no big plans for the weekend? I’ve got a project for you! Teach yourself to handle some bigger dicks/dildos/fists with this training set of silicone plugs – for free! The Trinity Silicone Anal Set is 3 plugs that […]
I may be in love with a straight boy. I honestly don’t even know how I got to this dude (oh no wait, yes I do) but I’m so glad he did. I feel like I should immediately disclaim his heterosexuality though, cause people […]
