No, literally. It’s just hot guys in here.
Although there’s no actual paint cans on this set, so he’s gonna have to use hot jizz. Oh, Next Door Ebony. Wtf are we gonna do with you. It’s literally Black History Month and you’re just straight up casting white dudes now. I don’t know […]
Tips from professional masturbator, Blackey Madison! If you’ve spent any time at all on XTube, you’ve definitely at least come across one of my personal heroes, Blackey Madison. This guy is almost as prolific as the Maverick Men there and his videos span all […]
The first #AssWednesday of 2016 is all about Ashton Summers. Ever since I first came across his beautiful butt in this weirdly posed pic, I’ve had a tab open for his Lucas model page and haven’t figured out what to do with it. Until […]
There’s so much clear and present excitement here, it forces you to get excited. On Sunday I was moaning about this Randy Blue scene where it seemed like there was zero throwdown coming from either of these guys (but that there was nothing wrong […]
This nameless uncut Austrian will make your night and fog up his mirror. I love finding rando videos like this on tumblr or wherever (even better when people send them to me and I get put them ON tumblr!) and watching some guy with […]
I’m just gonna say it. I’m in love with Kyle Kash. And also with Joey D’s Nipples. I want American Muscle Hunks to become the next Cockyboys. I want someone to throw money at that site until it’s as gorgeous and thoughtful as CB, […]
In related news, my monkey’s paw only has two wishes left on it. If you care at all about fashion or naked men (as you likely do since you’re busy reading gay porn blogs), you must have heard by now that industry mainstay, artist […]
Also there’s something about motorcycles. You guys have heard me complain about scene descriptions before and this one is… I dunno. But it’s like Peter Le is so fucking hot, he could have written up something like “I was watching the Little Mermaid and […]
Total Dick Count for the long weekend: 47. Although I’m sure some guys saw more than I did. I was actually pretty surprised at the amount of actual fucking going down at Mid Atlantic Leather. I (probably naively) expected to encounter an educational symposium […]
I can’t believe I ate the whole thing. I can’t believe how quickly the time passes here in DC when you’re surrounded by half naked (and if you’re away from the hotel lobby, sometimes fully naked) leather dudes and fans. Manhunt had another full […]
