Visiting friend asks: What’s all over the floor under your desk? “Don’t worry about it,” I reply. I was gonna let this Trenton Ducati/Allen King smooshup pass without saying anything because the trailer seemed kinda eh, and the pics were eh, and the description […]
Category: Hot Guys
No, literally. It’s just hot guys in here.
BREAKING: Billy Santoro’s Butt “Looks OK”
Video confirms Santoro’s Butt is “OK.” Earlier this evening, I sent a tweet lamenting the fact that Billy Santoro hasn’t sent me any disturbing butthole/creampie videos in nearly a month, and questioning whether or not his butt was ok. Moments later, Santoro replied with […]
Dylan Knight: Pees Self, Causes Erections
World says, “why come there’s no video tho?“ I was so excited about this coming into my pornspam inbox last night that I even emailed the affiliate contact to figure out why I couldn’t find the embedable video clip on the backend system. I got […]
#AssWednesday
Cause it’s Huuuuuummmmp day and I wanna see some HUUUUUUUMPS. OH MY GOD YOU GUYS. Last week’s Ass Wednesday is the FIRST TIE EVER! In honor of this special event, our TWO WINNERS(!) from last week are getting their own posts this weekend so […]
Happy President’s Dick! Day! President’s Day!
More like BABE Lincoln, amirite?? I don’t know either, you guys. And the fact that I’ve spent the better part of my morning googling naked pics of guys who lived before it seems like anyone was ever actually naked, has really warped my celebration […]
In Which I Fetishize Joey D’s Sexual Prowess To An Almost Uncomfortable Point
And you all just lay there and take it. So, first things first – I’ve talked about American Muscle Hunks several times in the last little bit here, and you should know I’m gonna keep doing it. There was this one back last year […]
#AssWednesday
On a Friday. Smh. Smh. Smh. Yes! We’ve had even further technical debacles this week! As several of you pointed out and I’m sure many more of you noticed and decided never to come back, Manhunt Daily got hacked and google decided to post […]
17 Time Marcus Randall ALMOST Showed Us The D
And then Didn’t. I don’t know a ton about this guy outside of this unhelpful bio from Bang+Strike: Randall is an author, model and actor from Los Angeles, CA. He started modelling almost a decade ago and had a brief dalliance with Myspace fame […]
“Guys Only” Retreat
Shay Michaels could coach me anywhere he wanted to. I like big thick dudes like Shay Michaels. I’m not ashamed of that. And Shay seems like he only gets bigger every time I see him in something. So whatever plan he’s on at the […]
Hugh Hunter + Dolf Dietrich are the Very Definition of American Muscle Hunks
Plus also they fuck like they got nothin to prove. And now in stark contrast to that earlier post with all the suits and story lines, we jump to American Muscle Hunks‘ Manhole: Part 2. Now, I will confess to not having seen Manhole: Part 1 […]











