Secret Sex: Jesse Eisenberg

Jesse Eisenberg is primarily known for his roles in films like Adventureland and The Squid and the Whale, but his profile’s sure to rise after the premiere of The Social Network. He’ll be playing the part of Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg, in a dramatic tale of the site’s beginnings.

While a movie about Facebook is the last thing the world needed, I’m not really going to complain when it involves this unlikely heartthrob. Am I the only one who wants to run his hands through those curly locks, as they’re fucking this boy ’til he’s sore? All I can say is “YUM”.

– Dewitt

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124 thoughts on “Secret Sex: Jesse Eisenberg

  1. He was on a FOX TV show called GET REAL about 9 years ago and he was a cute kid, good actor too. He looks good 9 years later. His sister annoys me though.

  2. I’ve wanted to do awful things to him since that movie “Cursed” with Christina Ricci…OwO

  3. I am IN LOVE with him! My roommate tries to reject our love but it’ll stay strong until we are finally united. Oh Jesse I’m waiting…patiently. It’s his curls, his cute little smile and that tad bit of awkwardness…just everything. love him.

  4. Dewitt, I’m surprised that you didn’t include the still from Cursed showing his naked backside. Yum!

  5. I heart Jesse big time. Long hair is a long lost mark of true male beauty that unfortunately the gay community has helped to near totally wipe out with its addiction to marine porn hairdos. He is so sweet, white, and pretty. Meow.

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