It's time for another edition of Caption This! Today's image depicts an outdoor threesome, with a guy reclining on a chair sucking two dicks. The catch? He's wearing the bottom half of a full-body bear costume, and one of his buddies is rocking the cartoonish head-piece. Yup, it's pretty much furry porn.
We're looking forward to seeing what you come up for this one! There were some fantastic submissions for our double dose of caption-worthy images last week, and it wasn't easy choosing the winners. Click through to find out which comments wound up on top!
– Dewitt
To see the full pic and last week's winning captions, follow the JUMP:
And last week's winners…
Runner up: "Winner gets to bottom!"
Runner-up: "The best protection against Bush."
now thats HEAD!
I hope they dont want to fuck “bare” back!
Whoever said bear-backing wasnt cute and cuddly was wrong
Nobody told me it was a costume party!
“Hey Boo Boo. What do you think of that pic-a-nic basket?”
Chi-chi LaRue’s version of “Goldilocks and the Three Bears.”
Smarter than your average bear backers.
One good head deserves another…
Who knew it was so fun to prevent forest fires?
Hornier then your average bear!
as part of first choice was taken.. Which was..
Smokey Bear says only you can prevent forest fires, and shows to what extents he will go
Here are a few that I like:
Boning up for Bear Meat
An Oral Bear is a Care Bear
Bears Need Love Too!!!
A Bone in the Paw is Wroth Two in the End
My Name is Share Bear
“Look for those bear necessities…”
Hey, give me head.
“I said give me head, not give me your head!”
Eeeeeeeeyy Boo-boo…. that sure is a nice pic-i-nic basket!
i dont care about a caption…i’d rather be sucking the poz guy’s cock til just before he fucks me raw!
Today’s the day the teddy bears have their picnic.
Bears always lose their heads when they’re giving head!
Teddy Ruxpin, eat your hear out!
let’s try typing 101, Alex….
Teddy Ruxpin, eat your heart out!
just don’t tell my girlfriend that i like to where a bare head
When I responded to your ad claiming “Two Hot Bears” this isn’t what I thought.
Put a chain around my neck,
And lead me anywhere
Oh let me be
Your teddy bear. Elvis!
Cummy Bears
Sorry dude. You looked a lot more like Alf in your pics. Coffee instead?
Manscaping.
Do it or “Mr Right” won’t be able to suck you off behind all that hair.
Can never get enough head
They didn’t call SMOKEY the Bear or nothin’!
small correction: They didn’t call him ‘Smokey’ the Bear for nothin’!
Yeah, I’m bigger than the average bear!
the missing chapter from ‘goldilocks and the 3 bears’
Fuzzy wuzzy was pretty fuzzy after all…