The next best thing besides full-on nudity? SPANDEX. Well, jockstraps, and then spandex! You can evvverryyyttthhhiiinnggg. That’s why singlets are such a delightful garment. Dudes filling out that stretchy spandex, showing off their bulges and butts. And the legs and arms are uncovered, so you […]
Tag: wrestlers
Three’s Company: Chris Rockway, Justin Owen & Max Michaels In “The Coach 3”
At the risk of delving into hyperbole, I’d venture to say that “The Coach” and “The Coach 2” are two of the greatest scenes in the history of Randy Blue. They’re pretty much gay porn classics. If you haven’t ever jerked off to this threesome […]
“I’d Definitely Like To Be Submissive Here & There”
Don’t look so sad, bottom sluts! Blayne, the newest model on Next Door Male, claims that he’s primarily dominant, so it’s very likely you’ll get to see him mechanically driving his dick into another beautiful muscle jock at some point or another… I mean, it’s […]
He’s Gay: WWE Wrestler Darren Young
Sure! We don’t have to freak out every single time an athlete comes out of the closet, then proceed to plaster his face onto every sports magazine to show how far we’ve come as a society… But gosh, I’ve got to admit I felt an […]
Hotness Level: “Behind The Candelabra”
We all tuned in, right? It was like the Movie of the Week event of the….week. Month! HBO’s Behind The Candelabra pulled back the glittery curtain on Liberace’s opulent life, his sex addiction, and how he treated his many, many boy toys over the years. […]
Woof Alert: Harry Chesterton
Sometimes you just want a cub in a singlet named Harry Chesterton to thrust his spandexed asscheeks at you with a sexy smirk in photos by Marlen Boro. There’s a certain protocol you should follow here to get the pre-cum (yours AND his) a’flowin’. First […]
Caption This: The Ultimate Embrace
Here’s a picture of retired porn star and comic book enthusiast RJ Danvers. As you can tell, he’s hugging a gigantic black dildo. If you don’t know what to do with this by now, then you obviously haven’t been reading this blog long enough… Because, […]
Caption This: Wrestling Match
Resting atop my computer’s desktop, there’s a folder packed with pictures of wrestlers in provocative, homoerotic poses. This was one of my absolute favorites, and I think we can all agree that it’s undoubtedly worthy of an appearance in our Caption This series. So what […]
ANTM: Karolina Kurkova
The wise poets 3LW once said that “haters are gonna hate”. With that in mind, we’re going to continue along with our weekly recaps of America’s Next Top Model. The show may not be “straight acting” enough for some of you, but we can’t always […]
Wrestling With Nash Lawler & Phenix Saint
Have you seen the video going around of a wrestler who gets a