As if! Rumor has it that Alicia Silverstone and director Amy Heckerling are in talks to make a sequel for the 1995 hit Clueless. Details of the plot or whether this will actually materialize aren't yet clear, but I will definitely take time away from […]
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Gay Marriage and Other News Items Get Auto-Tuned
Ever wonder what Katie Couric would sound like with a little auto-tune? If it works for T-Pain and Britney, it could surely work for today’s newscasters. The second of Michael Gregory‘s Trapped in the Closet-esque news opera features Ruth Marcus, Kiran Chetry, Sean Hannity, Hillary Clinton and Katie Couric. […]
Ashley Tisdale Victim of Terrible Graphic Design
No, despite the uncanny resemblance, the girl pictured above is not Ashlee Simpson. It's the other Ashley, known formally as Ms. Ashley Tisdale. Some of you High School Musical fans (don't act like you're not out there) may know Tisdale affectionately as Sharpay Evans. Ashley's […]
Today’s Marriage Equality Round-Up
All of us was asked to leave a hospital room while important decisions were being made about his partner's health. The issue was not resolved until lawyers were thrown into the mix. New York: Gay marriage legislation has officially been introduced, though slightly amended. The […]
Alabama Resolution Praises Miss California
It's pretty clear that the Alabama House of Representatives won't be approving a gay marriage bill any time soon. But guess what? They "speaking out" against gay marriage during the Miss USA pageant. The resolution was introduced by Rep. Jay Love of Montgomery, and since then […]
Aural Only: Larry Tee & Perez Hilton
Obviously the best way to be taken seriously in your
Wendy Williams ‘Outs’ Rihanna
Radio personality Wendy Williams received word from someone in Rihanna's camp that the "Umbrella" singer has dabbled with the ladies. "Yeah I said it. Every other girl from 13 up is gay these days," said Williams. "Where in all you psyche did you possibly think this […]
Cops Taser Naked Man at Coachella
Think Hulk Hogan MANHUNT Daily readers–the action by the police or this guy’s incredibly small penis. I’m personally a little disturbed that
Robert Talbot of Maine’s NAACP: Marriage Equality Testimony
Remember how we mentioned yesterday's Maine Senate Judiciary Committee
Hot or Not?: Gloryholes
Oh, the mythology of the gloryhole! Whether you've seen one in real life or just in porn, it's hard not be curious (perhaps it even makes you curiously hard). But is that curiosity enough to go through with it? Some may argue that the anonymity […]

