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How Could You Be So Toothless?
Demi Moore recently posted some toothless photos of herself on Twitter, writing "Happy to share and always appreciate the opportunity to find humility!!! Or at least be able to laugh at myself!" Clearly she's taking a page from her hubby Ashton's book of over-sharing. You […]
Oregon’s First Legal Gay Marriage
The first legal gay wedding in Oregon has already occurred, despite the fact that the state hasn't approved any measure for marriage equality. Yes, you read that right. Kitzen and Jeni Branting are now wives thanks to a law passed by the Coquille Tribe. In […]
New HBO Series Hung Will Set Your DVR On Fire
This summer, HBO will be debuting their brand new series called Hung. Though you might think otherwise, it's exactly what you think it is–a show about a man with a big penis. The series stars Thomas Jane as a high school football coach who discovers […]
Deleted Scenes From Glee Pilot
Is it just me or has everyone been talking about the premiere of Glee? Even people who were previously skeptical were drawn in after seeing the cover of Journey's "Don't Stop Believing" towards the top of the iTunes charts. Does anyone seriously not love this show? […]
Everything Butt: The Boiler Room
When I got a glimpse of two of Kallipygos D's pictures on Arch Noble, I stopped dead in my tracks. I mean, have you ever seen an ass that left you speechless? I have, but this isn't one of them. Frankly, I have a lot […]
Patrick Dempsey Has A New Movie!
Patrick Dempsey will soon be starring in a sequel of romantic comedy Made of Honor. The new film, Made of Leather, will find his character leaving his female partner to immerse himself in the New York leather bear scene… We wish! Unfortunately this photo is just […]
Drawn To You: The Art of Douglas Simonson
With diverse models, exotic locales and bold color usage, the art of Douglas Simonson vaguely recalls that of French painter Paul Gauguin. The summer season is basically here now, so we couldn't think of any better way to celebrate. Simonson's final products get even sweeter […]
Birthday Sex Is Basically Dick In A Box
Have you heard this song called "Birthday Sex" by Jeremih? Last week, it broke into the top ten of Billboard's Hot 100, and I have a feeling that it's going to get even bigger than that. I had heard the song earlier this month and hadn't […]
Movie Review: The Girlfriend Experience
Though Steven Soderbergh's latest film features adult star Sasha Grey, don't be afraid that your eyes are going to be exposed to a screen full of titty for two hours. With that said, you shouldn't really expect much nudity at all. This may seem counterintuitive, […]