Birthday Sex Is Basically Dick In A Box

Have you heard this song called "Birthday Sex" by Jeremih? Last week, it broke into the top ten of Billboard's Hot 100, and I have a feeling that it's going to get even bigger than that. 

I had heard the song earlier this month and hadn't thought much about it, but today I had an epiphany–this song is basically the 100% sincere version of "Dick in a Box"

Basically it tells the story of a guy who didn't get his girlfriend a gift, so he decided to give her the greatest gift of all time. His cock is that gift.

I mean, he may not put it in a box for her, but don't they say that it's the thought that counts? Sounds like the same thought to me!

– Dewitt

2 thoughts on “Birthday Sex Is Basically Dick In A Box

  1. GIRL YOU KNOW I….!!
    i lurve this fukin song, it’s been on my ipod for awhile. play it at the gym and everything. ive herd a few other songs from him and i like them as well.
    wish him much success
    also u might do a post about ‘electrik red’ they are this rnb girl group known for their hit single “so good”. the girls are quirky and really hott. it’s about time for another girl group to hit the scene.

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