While the watch editorial from Geil Magazine's October 6th issue attempts to work the "sex sells" angle, I didn't even realize what they were trying to sell at first! The other two shots are even racier than this, but we're warning all you power-homos in advance […]
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Say Hello To The World’s Fastest Nudist
A man who calls himself "The World's Fastest Nudist" has
Want To See Gerard Butler’s Cock?
Prepare to have your mind blown. And if you're a good boy, I might even consider blowing other things. Yes, I am offering anonymous sexual favors, because that's how turned on I am after getting a glimpse of actor Gerard Butler's cock. It's a bit smaller […]
Jonathan Bennett May Be Too Gay To Function
We knew there'd be a day when one of those girls from The Hills would do something useful. In an interview with The Advocate, Kristin Calvallari the role of power bottom for Kyle XY hottie Matt Dallas. We're not going to jump to any conclusions, because we'll be […]
I Don’t Know Whether To Laugh Or Run For Cover
Just when you thought the
Would You Hit That?: Hypothetical Edition
How about a little bit of a hypothetical question? Let's just say a man with a perfect body approaches you for a hook-up. When I say "perfect", I don't necessarily mean in the conventional sense. His body is your absolute ideal, as if he stepped […]
Hell To The No: The Friends Movie
Considering that News Of The World is about as reliable of a news source as FOX News, I'm taking these reports about Friends: The Movie with a grain of salt. The British tabloid has said that James Michael Taylor, who played Gunther in the television series, has confirmed […]
Album Review: Memoirs Of An Imperfect Angel by Mariah Carey
On what some are calling Mariah Carey's most "mature" effort to date, the diva spurts out lines like, "Even if we were two lego blocks, the entirety of the Harvard University graduating class of 2010 couldn't put us back together again." Apparently the new definition […]
Aural Only: Britney Spears
If you couldn't tell from the picture above, Britney Spears' new song "3" is actually about having a threesome. Finally, she's doing something I can relate to! All jokes aside, the song is legitimately catchy (almost to an annoying degree). And I can't wait for […]
Caption This: The Tool Man
This photo of a hot jock drilling a hole was making the rounds a while back, and we never got around to asking for your captions. I'm loving that little smirk he has on his face, as if he knows how sexy and suggestive this […]

