Adam Lambert’s Got a Boyfriend

Adam Lambert's Boyfriend
According to he-who-must-not-be-named, Adam Lambert's boyfriend "Drake" is pictured above on the left. The MANHUNT Daily team was divided as soon as we caught a glimpse of the Idol hopeful's boo. Half of us were nearly dropping our pants at the thought of getting him in bed, and the other half was completely unimpressed. 
If it weren't for that whole "straight" thing, I think Drake would look better on Kris Allen's arm. Actually, Drake would probably look better naked and bent over with Kris thrusting behind him. Maybe a Drake sandwich with Allen on one end and Danny Gokey on the other? While it's just wishful thinking, we'd gladly accept badly photoshopped images. 
Speaking of which, this photo must obviously be doctored, because Adam would never pose so close to another dude. He's totally straight, you know? Totally.
– Dewitt

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