Who Would You Rather?: Christian Bale Edition

Christian Bale versus Christian Bale
Ever have to choose between two men? How about choosing between two of the same man? This week, we're asking who would you rather–Christian Bale as Jack Kelly in Newsies or Christian Bale as John Connor in Terminator Salvation
It's a battle of boyish good looks or rugged manliness, a twink who calls himself "Cowboy" or a guy with a big gun. Where do you stand?
– Dewitt

12 thoughts on “Who Would You Rather?: Christian Bale Edition

  1. John Connor and Jack Kelly are like two completly different people , I would have to go with John Connor

  2. you don’t want to make a guy with a gun mad… so i’ll stick with him and make him happy >.>

  3. Can I have a 3sum with both of them? Hehe. I’ve had a crush on him since Newsies but officially became obsessed since American Psycho. (Yeah, the shower and the naked chainsaw scenes are iconic images!) I love him slim (even emaciated in The Machinist) and buff. (BTW, he has frontal nudity in Metroland, well before he became a superstar.)

  4. Neither. It’s not even that he’s an asshole or straight. I never understood why so many people think he’s hot. Of course, my dream date would be with Elijah Wood, so what do I know? 🙂

  5. Neither. The first time he threw one of his infamous queen-screaming tantrums, I’d throw him out on his dramatic ass.

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