Hugh Jackman And Daniel Craig Together At Last

Picture it. New York, 2009. Daniel Craig and Hugh Jackman running around together in police uniforms. Sounds promising, right?

Though this may sound remarkably similar to the wet dream I had last night, it's actually the formula that will transform Broadway's A Steady Rain into a huge hit. But leave your jazz hands at home, boys. The show will be a serious drama about "two Chicago cops whose lifelong friendship is put to the test when they become involved in a domestic dispute in a poor neighborhood."

You were probably hoping this would be more along the lines of the classic film Hot Buttered Cop Porn, right? Don't worry, because we were too. Thankfully, these two have enough acting chops to have us swooning without taking off their shirts. 

Plus, the sexual tension we project onto their performances will make it all worthwhile. On stage their characters may be arguing, but in our minds… these two will be ripping off one another's clothes as soon as they get into the dressing room and engaging in some kinky cop-on-cop role-play. It's okay for us to dream, no?

– Dewitt