It’s no secret that I find Jonah Hill to be blergh. There’s just something arrogant and obnoxious there. Also, he reminds me of that guy in the 70s who entertained at children’s parties dressed as clown but also had stacks of dead bodies in his […]
Year: 2012
Who The Hell Won: Week Of 2/20/12
How about them Oscars? Sheesh. When your most exciting moment is a near-death actress striking a ridiculous leg pose, it’s time to re-evaluate your approach. Ugh, so much wrong. Very little right. Billy Crystal in blackface. Go lay down. At least we got to look […]
Listen To Madonna’s New Single “Girls Gone Wild”
As you’re all well aware, I am not the biggest fan of Madonna‘s recent material. Even so, I’ve been waiting for that magic moment in the MDNA campaign where I’m like, “Damn, girl! You’ve proven me wrong. This is what I’ve been waiting for all […]
Colby Keller EXCEEDS Perfection In New Joe Gage Flick
Because there aren’t nearly enough posts about the perfection of Colby Keller on this blog, we feel the need to call your attention to Joe Gage‘s latest porn flick Sex Files Vol. #9. Our favorite person in the world (who’ll soon be doling out sex […]
There Aren’t Enough “Awwws.”
This pic of a gay Marine’s homecoming is so “aww”-worthy that it’s going to be difficult to make dirty insinuations about the hot sex they had when they got home. Here’s Marine Brandon Morgan being welcomed home from a tour of duty by his boyfriend […]
Gotye: “Easy Way Out”
You’re probably familiar with Gotye and Kimbra‘s massively popular single “Somebody That I Used To Know”. If you’re not, you might want to try crawling out from under that rock where you’ve been living, because he’s already moved on to a brand new promotional track. It’s […]
Popular Demand: Top Ten Showdown, Sex With A Porn Star, Beer Fuck & Andrew Christian Undie Models
Did the Academy Awards leave you with a hangover from too much boredom? You’re in luck! We’ve sifted through all of last week’s post and pulled out the most exciting moments. Then we added more lube, and we’re about to shove it right back into […]
Cock-A-Doodle Do Me: D.O.
You can blame Micah Brandt for D.O.‘s inclusion in the Cock-A-Doodle Do Me series. The way he moans with D.O.’s tongue and dick up his ass is more than your standard “get verbal for the camera” routine. He looks like he can’t help himself, like […]
Caption This: Staring At The Phone
There was some hesitation about using this picture after last weekend’s “Hot Military Guy” scandal (which was shockingly popular for being so horribly offensive). In the end, it came down to this—there’s nothing to see in this picture except what you see. It’s open-ended. Thereby, […]
Top or Bottom: Joe Manganiello
Okay! I got your message. When it comes to the Top or Bottom feature, we should stick to openly gay celebrities or wishful-thinking about extremely hot straight celebrities. We’ll go with the latter for this week’s post. If True Blood‘s Joe Manganiello liked dudes, do […]