Would You Hit That (Post-Hurricane Sandy Edition)?: The “Hurricane Horse”

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There’s always some wackjob who takes advantage of weather insanity to act the fool. We love those people! (Especially when they show almost EVERYTHING.)

The “Hurricane Horse” made his auspicious debut during NBC Washington’s Hurricane Sandy coverage yesterday. “Hurricane Horse” (government name –  Jimmy Kruyne) noted on Twitter that there was a news crew down the block from his place, so why not put on swim trunks and a horse mask and entertain the nation? He did have on regret, though:

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Aww. No worries, Mr. Kruyne. You’ve got a nice, average bod like the rest of us. We don’t ALL have porn star physiques. We’d get with you, although we would probably need you to take the horse mask off. Maybe.

Would you ride “Hurricane Horse?” Let us know after the break!

– J. Harvey

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