If you're not familiar with the premise of the Daily's Secret Sex feature, I basically feature a guy every week who I want to have sex with. How is that different from half of our other features? Well, in this case, my lust comes with a side of shame. Whether a guy is a total douche or just unconventionally attractive, my jerk-off fantasies are always tinged with a little guilt.
This week is a little different. I mean, my guy isn't some Hollywood hunk, but he's far from ugly or even unconventional. He's pretty much your average guy, who happens to just be an actor. Though I have absolutely no shame about wanting to bone him, I do worry about the level to which he gets me riled up.
You see, Kyle Bornheimer was the lead actor on the short-lived CBS series Worst Week. I never watched a single episode of the show, but I always saw the posters on the NYC subway. They featured Bornheimer wearing nothing but a green, diaper-like plastic bag. And every time I saw one of those posters, I wanted to whip out my cock and relieve myself.
For months, I'd even think about this guy when I was having sex, even if my partner was amazing in bed. No matter what, I'd close my eyes right before cumming and picture the guy on that poster. It never failed to result in a huge load. Is something wrong with me? Or does anyone else understand this obsession?
– Dewitt
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I definitely agree… couldn’t be hotter. Jerked off to him too many times to count
I agree, as well. Never saw it, but the promos definitely made me want to (and not for the storyline). WOOF!
i’ve always had a crush on this guy ever since i saw him in that dog food commercial. i’ve seen a few episodes of the show. I thought it was pretty funny. i did see the episode with the screenshot of him naked sitting on the table. But i never realized he was naked in so many episodes. He’s hot.
If you’re thinking of the same commercial I am, I’m pretty sure that was one of the DeLuise brothers, most likely David. He’s another hotty, though. I hate to admit it, but I’ve actually watched the Disney Channel’s Wizards of Waverly Place just because he’s on it.
furfriend… no it wasn’t the Russo father in that commercial. but those two do resemble each other a lot. but this guy is way hotter. now why did i just admit that i watch the Disney Channel?