MANHUNT Daily

Secret Sex: Argiris Karras

You guys, I'm basically a twelve year-old girl. As shameful as this is for me to admit, I just started re-watching watching Degrassi: The Next Generation. For those not in the know, it's basically a Canadian teen drama. Kind of like Gossip Girl, but with morals and crap. They talk about things they like to pretend other shows don't talk about, like genital warts, lesbians and crystal meth.

Luckily, they also talk about closeted football players. The man pictured above is Argiris Karras, who plays the character Riley Stavros. Yes, he plays a high school student on television, and it's probably creepy that I want him so bad. But like every good high school drama, a good majority of the actors are of legal age, enabling us older pervs to fantasize about them openly. 

Mr. Karras is currently twenty years-old, and he's already a pretty fuckable twunk. With a few more years and a five o'clock shadow, I think he'll turn out to be quite a hottie. Until then, I'm keeping my fingers crossed that they just give him more shirtless scenes...

- Dewitt

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Secret Sex: Megarump

Do you like big butts and have trouble lying about it? Well, you're not alone, because I do too. And in case you didn't notice, I'm not even trying to lie about it. Megarump is a butt exhibitionist blogger who openly celebrates his "big and chunky male rear". He makes me wish I could lie about lusting after those meaty cheeks.

In any other case, I'd shout out my love for plump, smackable asses from the rooftops, so what makes me a little ashamed about wanting to bang Megarump? Well, normally I like to see a man's face before meeting him. And quite honestly, I wouldn't need to see Megarump's face. That ass is just too damn fuckable to pass up!

- Dewitt

Photo credit: Megarump

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Secret Sex: Chris Pratt

When compared to the past two weeks, this edition of Secret Sex is significantly lighter on the douche-factor. In fact, I'm pretty sure Chris Pratt is a legitimately awesome human being. Am I wrong to assume that hilarity and a good heart are prerequisites for marrying Anna Faris? Because he totally liked her and put a ring on it. I'm mostly ashamed about lusting after Pratt because I love Anna Faris so much that I'd marry her. Maybe they'd be up for a trouple...

Pratt has put on some pounds since his Everwood days, but I'm totally down with his new chunky (and hunky) body. These days, he plays the character Andy Dwyer on NBC's Parks & Recreation. We got a good glimpse of him naked in a recent episode, and my dick hasn't recovered since.

- Dewitt

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Secret Sex: Brandon Davis

If you haven't heard of Brandon Davis, he's basically the male equivalent of Paris Hilton but greasier. Yes, he's not much beyond a rich boy socialite who constantly looks high. And despite that (or perhaps because of that), he's constantly fucking some famous chick. As I write this post, rumors are stirring that pop star Avril Lavigne is moving in with him.

But let's cut to the chase--I want to put my dick in Brandon Davis' mouth. As ashamed as I am to say it, I just think there's something really irresistible about his lips. Hell, he could sweat all over my damn carpet, and I wouldn't give a damn if my cock were down his throat. Should I not be admitting this? Or does anyone else see it?

- Dewitt

Secret Sex: Matt Boswell

There's a video of country singer Matt Boswell making the rounds, in which he drops the following line--"And you can’t get married, you stupid gays and queers, so why don’t you go somewhere else?" Yes, it's homophobic. Yes, it's pretty damn offensive. And as much as I hate to admit it, I'd still have sex with Mr. Boswell.

You know I love my southern boys, and I have no problem dealing with a little internalized homophobia as long as you suck good cock. You could say that I'd like to "hate-fuck" Boswell, but that might be a little too harsh. Then again, it might be exactly what I'm saying. I'll let you decide.

- Dewitt

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Secret Sex: Kyle Bornheimer

If you're not familiar with the premise of the Daily's Secret Sex feature, I basically feature a guy every week who I want to have sex with. How is that different from half of our other features? Well, in this case, my lust comes with a side of shame. Whether a guy is a total douche or just unconventionally attractive, my jerk-off fantasies are always tinged with a little guilt.

This week is a little different. I mean, my guy isn't some Hollywood hunk, but he's far from ugly or even unconventional. He's pretty much your average guy, who happens to just be an actor. Though I have absolutely no shame about wanting to bone him, I do worry about the level to which he gets me riled up.

You see, Kyle Bornheimer was the lead actor on the short-lived CBS series Worst Week. I never watched a single episode of the show, but I always saw the posters on the NYC subway. They featured Bornheimer wearing nothing but a green, diaper-like plastic bag. And every time I saw one of those posters, I wanted to whip out my cock and relieve myself.

For months, I'd even think about this guy when I was having sex, even if my partner was amazing in bed. No matter what, I'd close my eyes right before cumming and picture the guy on that poster. It never failed to result in a huge load. Is something wrong with me? Or does anyone else understand this obsession?

- Dewitt

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Secret Sex: Aziz Ansari

The other day, I was having a conversation with one of my supreme besties, and we stumbled upon the topic of Aziz Ansari. For those not in the know, he plays sidekick to Amy Poehler on NBC's Parks and Recreation. So we were basically chatting about how funny he is, and then I had to confess something--I'm totes crushin' on Aziz.

My friend didn't really understand my lusty feelings, so the only reply she could muster was, "He's so small! I bet he's totally a bottom." For some reason, this caused me to laugh so hard that I almost fell off my desk-chair. As far as I know, Mr. Ansari is unfortunately straight. But hey, Aziz, if you're reading this and ever want to try getting fucked in the ass... call me!

- Dewitt

Photo credit: Paper Magazine

Secret Sex: 50 Cent

When I saw the title of Andy's post "Is 50 Cent Homophobic?", I literally laughed out loud. As far as his public image goes, the answer is "pretty much". But get him behind closed doors? And this man is bent over screaming "YES HOMO!" I've spoken with several industry insiders, including one of his former back-up singers, and they've all confirmed that this man is one-hundred percent on the down low. 

Now I would never date anyone who wasn't comfortable with their sexuality, but when it comes to no-strings-attached fucking? I'd take this motherfucker to the candy shop in an instant. I mean, he's got a smokin' hot body, and I could hit his spots so good that he'd forget about his dwindling rap career. Yeah, I said it. And you know he can take it hard. Nine shots of cum.

- Dewitt

Photo credit: King Magazine

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Secret Sex: Harvey Levin

For one of the first times, I received a request for our Secret Sex feature--Harvey Levin. To be entirely honest, I had no idea who this motherfucker was. Apparently he's the managing editor of TMZ and host of TMZ on TV. He also happens to be a total face-down, ass-up DILF. And he's openly gay!

How fantastic would this man look on his knees with a mouthful of cock? I hope he's still partnered with that sexy-ass chiropractor, because I'd love to spit-roast him over his work-desk. I'll admit that there's an element of "hate fucking" to my lust. I mean, I'd have to get out a little anger in honor of Britney and Lindsay!

- Dewitt

Secret Sex: Megan Fox

Yes, for the first time ever in the short history of our Secret Sex feature, I'm featuring someone of the female persuasion. I suppose part of the shameful lust involves fear that my gay card will be revoked. I'm not that concerned though, especially after porn star Conner Habib confessed that he jerks off with visions of pussy dancing in his head. There ain't nothing wrong with a little bicuriosity!

But let's just cut to the chase. Jennifer's Body is coming out this weekend, and I can't stop thinking about doing Megan Fox. I'm pretty sure I'll get a boner during the lesbian kiss scene, which I've refused to watch in its leaked form. I can't be the only one who'd go straight for her, right?

- Dewitt

Photo credit: Rolling Stone