The one time I tried to watch one of the Real Housewives series, I experienced an acute level of physical discomfort. Now, I’m not one to pretend I’m above ridiculous reality TV shows. For cock’s sake! I thought Hair Battle Spectacular and Dance Moms were the best things to ever happen to my life. Don’t judge. We all have our guilty pleasures.
That said, I’ve never been able to count Real Housewives, Jersey Shore, The A-List or similar programs amongst my shameful DVR queue. Why would I want to tune into the over-produced antics of a bunch of people I’d probably hate in real life? It just doesn’t make sense to me!
And then I discovered the existence of Greg Bennett. He appears on The Real Housewives of New Jersey as the roommate of [blah, blah, blah, who cares?]. He is openly gay, and may or may not have a boyfriend at the time I’m writing this. Most importantly, his ass is amazing, and I want to bury my face in it.
This isn’t really saying much, because I’m kind of a whore for Jersey boys. Not that I’m proud to admit that*. If we’re being entirely honest, Greg is actually the least embarrassing Real Housewives cast member I’d sleep with. Please stop me before I start talking about my sandwich fuck fantasies with Joe Gorga and Joe Giudice.
– Dewitt
* I’m allowed to say that, because I grew up in New Jersey. In fact, Greg used to live a few towns over from my parents’ place. There’s a pretty good chance we’ve had sex with the same people at one point or another. Unfortunately, not at the same time… But, like, we’ve basically had sex by association, right?
To check out some sexy pics of Greg, follow the JUMP:
(via Real Men for Real Men)
Dewitt forgot to mention that we have a weekly Manhunt Hair Battle Spectacular here in the cubicles. He usually wins, but one time I had this weave in shaped like a bird’s nest with an actual live canary in it. It was rad. I won.
I would bury my face in this dude’s ass, too.
Just wait until later this week when I whip out my latest creation: A (sexual) fantasy hair piece of me sandwich-fucking with Joe Gorga and Joe Giudice.
…On second thought, I’d probably lose that battle, because the judges would be so grossed out.
He is definitely taken. His boyfriend’s adorbs.
Born and raised a Jersey boy myself!!! Here’s to rockin the 732! And this guy is hot as well.
I guess if there’s nothing else to write about,and the fact that you watch Dance Moms is very telling.
noticed his first screen appearance and didnt even know he was gay! when I found out have had lots of fantasies about him
I would tap that shit in a nano second.
he’s such a bottom
Looks like he has a nice butt and that wrestling singlet pic is hot. But… I’d have to pass. 5/10.
Haha I have nude pictures of him!