SEND HELP YOU GUYS. I’M GONNA DEHYDRATE.

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I think this is gonna be another CAPITAL LETTERS POST. I don’t know what’s going on over at Randy Blue, and actually this scene was SO out of step that I just emailed them to ask wtf was happening and if I needed to sign up for Randy Blue right now because this was how things were going to be going down over there.

This scene starts with a title card proclaiming it a Randy Blue Universe release, and I don’t totally know what that means, but my suspicion is that this was shot somewhere else by someone else and RB just sort of bought it and put it out under the RB label. Which is completely fine. If they’re going to be licensing content like this where the models have chemistry and look incredible and fuck like they want it and the music is so good I have to get my phone out to shazam it and see if it’s available for download, then FINE. I will totally live with that and talk about Randy Blue every week.

If you remember back to this post about Breed Me Raw (?) performer “Tarzan” where I gushed about how hot I thought he was, you can imagine how excited I was that they gave him a real human name (Julius Taylor) and that he’s EXPONENTIALLY HOTTER NOW THAN HE WAS IN THAT SCENE. LOOK WITH YOUR EYES:

 

 

I mean. WHAT. Wooh. I’m warm. Is it warm in here?

If there were some way for me to embed the whole scene for you I would DO it:

 

 

COME. ON.

My face.

Also, wasn’t that song kind of great? It was easily the best porn music I’ve probably ever heard (excepting my personal song mashups).

 

I’ll let you know what Randy Blue has to say for themselves as soon as they write me back and explain this to me. In the meantime, drool with me:

 

Oh man. I have to go… take care of something.

You can watch the full version of this scene (because that’s what I will be doing) here. 

 

Woof.

 

– tyler

 

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Randy Blue Universe presents Kevin Falco fucking Julius Taylor Raw

by Randy Blue

Kevin Falco, Julius Taylor