John Travolta’s Closet Case Game Might Have Been Called On Account Of Sexual Assault

John Travolta is being sued by a Los Angeles-area masseur for sexual assault to the tune of 2 million. That’s going to cast a pall over the Scientology Summer “Kick Off Your Thetans” BBQ.

Queerty reports that plaintiff “John Doe” is alleging Johnny Trav hired him for a massage and then made a grab for his dick. When Mr. Doe declined, Travolta supposedly got belligerent with him and went for the cock anyway. He’s also claiming Travolta offered a “reverse massage” by exclaiming ““Come on dude, I’ll jerk you off!”

Do you think Kelly Preston drinks at breakfast? Fuck, I would. How much is too much? I’m being disrespectful to other people’s religious beliefs here but the higher-ups controlling Scientology sound evil and dangerous. Then you’re also The World’s Most Famous Beard. Is the money THAT good?

John Travolta’s lawyers are saying John was in NYC at the time this encounter supposedly occurred and plan to counter-sue. Hopefully they can produce some ticket stubs, because Travolta is known for his down-low sex encounters. What do you think? Does this sound like it could be true? Is the masseuse a total grifter using John’s closeted status against him? Should Travolta get a new wig-maker? So many questions!

– J. Harvey

15 thoughts on “John Travolta’s Closet Case Game Might Have Been Called On Account Of Sexual Assault

  1. Didn’t John have an affair with porn star Paul Barressi back in the 80’s? Why doesn’t he and Tom Cruise just come “OUT”.

  2. Ok guys..why are we so willing to believe the worst?  Sure we might wish Travolta was gay but we have no reason to attempt to out someone who wishes to stay in.  Respect his privacyt as we respect yours.    I do not know if he is gay or not, but i have my own business to worry about

  3. A very good friend of mine was in a sauna in a hotel in Toronto a few years ago.  It was quite steamy and he couldn’t really see much, but another guy in there started talking and flirting with him.  Eventually the guy sidled over and it was John Travolta.  Admittedly, this could be nonsense, but I trust the guy that told me this.

  4. John is probably gay but who the fuck gives a shit?. I guess many but he should have his privacy and I think he is innocent til proven guilty. Now please get over Trav allready. Rather boring we actually still write and read about him. To many more extremely important issues for us to discuss. UUGH!!!!!

  5. A “masseur” is a male.  A “masseuse” is a female. Fellow gay-boys & men please … anyway, what is the fascination with J.T. ???  So, he wants some dick on the side.  NYC is filled with married men who are getting dick on the side.  In fact every city is full of em!  If anything J.T. should be charged with poor judgement and not just paying for what he wanted OR as is often the case this may be proven to be a trumped up charge.

  6.  I’m sure Paul Personally is some wonderful queen I just don’t know about, right?

  7. Mr Travolta should have hired someone that he knew would provide happy endings. Dumbass he is. And he s part of scientology, a cult not a religion because he pays them a very handsome sum to keep their mouths shut as well as PR. Point is, who the fuck cares, you like dick, live w it, cause the secret life  is never worth the price, hence Tom Cruise.

  8.  seriously!  i read “might wish Travolta was gay” and had a complete doubletake!! — who the hell would want to have sex with john travolta!?!?!?!?!

  9.  There are a ton of sexier celebrities that we “wish were gay” before I’d even consider Travolta in my fantasies. Face it, John, the bikini underwear scene in Saturday Night Fever was a lonnnnnngggggggg time ago.

  10. This is all so hilarious. Really, JT lost whatever appeal he once had about 25 years ago.

  11. over exposed by desparate people to label others as gay – facts, smacks – or schmacks – he’s a very sexy guy.  I great guy to meet socially – and I’ve had an extremely positive experience with him – non sexual – he was a total gent and sport – even gave me a valuable personal item for a silent auction with other cast members of a film –
    Don’t shit where you eat.   He’s fine the way he is.  He doesn’t owe anyone anything as there are too many trying to make accusations that bore then life out of me.   When we take him as a sexual being we can always find fault – when we take him as a social being – experiencia docat ..  experience is knowledge.  He’s a person – he’s fine by me – and if he grabbed me or didn’t grab me – I’d be happy to say – I respect the man, like him and had a very very positive experience with him.   BORED – Next attack on the famous we want to knock off the pedestal we put them on to begin with.  

    S

  12. This is some Bullshit!! These people are praying on John for 15 minutes of fame and money. I dont believe any of it!! Just because John is affectionate and have kissed men on the lips in the past doesn’t make him hard up. If he wanted some dick, he could have payed for it with a discreet person and called it a day. 

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