Doesn’t it feel like a billion years since we’ve done a round of iPhone Wars? Today, I’ve decided to put my laziness aside for a few moments, pull together twenty-six random contestants and deliver you a competition with something for everyone. It doesn’t matter if you’re into jocks, twinks, cubs, daddies, silver people or all of the above! They’re on here, waiting patiently for your votes…
So what do you say? Who should be today’s winner?
– Dewitt
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CONTESTANT A:
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CONTESTANT B:
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CONTESTANT C:
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CONTESTANT D:
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CONTESTANT E:
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CONTESTANT F:
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CONTESTANT G:
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CONTESTANT H:
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CONTESTANT I:
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CONTESTANT J:
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CONTESTANT K:
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CONTESTANT L:
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CONTESTANT M:
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CONTESTANT N:
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CONTESTANT O:
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CONTESTANT P:
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CONTESTANT Q:
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CONTESTANT R:
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CONTESTANT S:
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CONTESTANT T:
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CONTESTANT U:
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CONTESTANT V:
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CONTESTANT W:
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CONTESTANT X:
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CONTESTANT Y:
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CONTESTANT Z:
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“a” and “k”
x,p,h.. all at once
D,F,N, V(has meat on his body, I would love to roll around in the bed with him) and Z’s(penis looks yummy!)
Y is Jared Allman – yum!!!
hello?
time to clean the bathroom mirrors!
You had me at “B”….
The full frontal nudity guys tend to stand out. K/movie star looks, N/looks plus physique, X/ impressive endowment
most guys I’ve ever voted for on one of these…incredible selection.
a,b,c,d,f,g,h,k,n,r,x
I voted 4 C, D, K, N ,R,X not necessarily in that order
A, C, N, W
I voted U
D for the win. Won’t happen (cough cough) but easiest one you guys have done for me
CONTESTANT J ALL THE WAY GUYS THATS FUCKING GLITTER
H, as objectively the hottest here, needs far more love
“J” clearly trumps all
end of discussion
this is the wrong site for that to happen, i fear
Ohmyfuck, who is C?!?!?!
love contestant S! hot ass!
None of these guys are good looking. Worst contest ever.
C & E & O
Thats for sure! That’ll be the day that happens! D def had my vote too!
admittedly, i’m a bit drawn to the ethnic but C, D and E rock.