Fuck, Marry, Block: Dancing With The Stars

There are only three men left among the Dancing With The Stars 2011 competitors. So let’s play “Fuck, Marry, Block” with them! We’ve got an heir to a hip-hop fortune, the original (and best) Karate Kid, and a former pro NFL player. Which one would you fuck, which one would you marry, and which one’s profile would you block on Manhunt? We understand if this is difficult. Hines is boring, Daniel-san MIGHT be sporting a wig, and…well, ok, Romeo‘s hot. But no one draws our attention like Ms. Kirstie Alley. Say what you want about her weight/sanity/religious affiliation, homegirl has MOVES.

– J. Harvey

Check out their pics after the jump and let us know who, what, and why in the comments section!

Romeo

Ralph Macchio

Hines Ward

Can I just choose Kirstie Alley for the first two and block that slag Kendra Wilkinson?

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43 thoughts on “Fuck, Marry, Block: Dancing With The Stars”

  3. I’d fuck mario it let him fuck me, Marry Ralph Macchio, and prob block Hines Ward

  4. I’d fuck mario it let him fuck me, Marry Ralph Macchio, and prob block Hines Ward

  5. That’s a tough call . . ummmm probably Fuck Romeo, marry Hines and block Ralph .. unless I found out Ralph was a total intense sex maniac behind closed doors and a sweet boy next door on the street. . . then it would be fuck Hines (and I would top) and marry Ralph (I would be very versatile) and block Romeo (but look up his naked pics).

    That old adage with a gay twist: I want a polite and considerate man on the street, a sex fiend in the bedroom and a better cook than mom in the kitchen. With the option of hot man sex in the kitchen with a with some manners: “Please, fuck me” or “Come on, now. Take it all, please.”

  6. That’s a tough call . . ummmm probably Fuck Romeo, marry Hines and block Ralph .. unless I found out Ralph was a total intense sex maniac behind closed doors and a sweet boy next door on the street. . . then it would be fuck Hines (and I would top) and marry Ralph (I would be very versatile) and block Romeo (but look up his naked pics).

    That old adage with a gay twist: I want a polite and considerate man on the street, a sex fiend in the bedroom and a better cook than mom in the kitchen. With the option of hot man sex in the kitchen with a with some manners: “Please, fuck me” or “Come on, now. Take it all, please.”

  21. Fuck romeo, marry ralph and block hines
    HOWEVER my first choice was Chris..I would have loved to be between those thighs…

  22. Fuck romeo, marry ralph and block hines
    HOWEVER my first choice was Chris..I would have loved to be between those thighs…

  23. Fuck Romeo, Fuck Romeo, Fuck Romeo. Then Maybe I’d add the other two in for a hot fourgy, then block them so I could keep fucking Romeo until I’m drained.

  27. Romeo = Fuck
    Romeo = Suck
    Romeo = Fuck
    Romeo = Suck
    Oh, I forgot, there were some other choices but I don’t remember who they were…..

  30. When did Hines Ward become a former NFL player? Just because he’s on DWTS doesn’t mean he’s retired.

  31. I like having the female “stars” left in as I can then lust over their lithe male partners – but which one do I like best???

    Concerning the main question – Romeo = fuck, suck and take home to mother.

  35. Romeo-Fuck
    Ralph-Marry
    Hines- Block

    Too easy as long as i get to fuck romeo when ever i want regardless that im married to Ralph

  37. My bad on referring Hines “retired.” I don’t follow football really, and I assumed he was because why would any currently employed athlete involve themselves with this shitshow? = J. Harvey

  40. Why the HELL did everyone here post their messages twice?
    Anyway…

    Fuck Ralph
    Marry Romeo
    Block Hines

    But, I’ve never seen the show. Maybe Hines has a great body.

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