Everything Butt: Hot Straight Marine Jock Nicholas

Holy fuck muffin! Nicholas is a few squats away from having an ass that’s comparable to Nick Sterling. I don’t think I fully realized this when I featured him as the Manhunt Daily Wood last Friday afternoon, but these stills from Spunk Worthy‘s behind-the-scenes bonus clip have me wondering if we should track him down and force him to dance to “Bubble Butt” in our twerking contest.

Those cheeks jut out like a shelf from his lower back. I’m pretty sure rappers write songs about butts like this. In fact, I’m currently in the process of working on a collaboration with my new friend Rica Shay called “Nicholas Needs To Put His Butt In My Face & Let Me Finger That Straight Boy Hole Until He Cums”. Don’t judge! It’s a working title.

Beyond having the opportunity to spend more time with Nicholas and his utterly adorable face, this scene answers a few questions you all had about Nicholas. Like, why does he have your name tattooed on his butt? As a straight man, how did he learn he enjoys getting fingered? You know, the important questions we all need to know about.

– Dewitt

Photo credit: Spunk Worthy

Check out some ridiculously hot stills from Nicholas’ bonus video below:

Hot straight Marine jock Nicholas takes a shower, shows off his butt and gets soapy for gay porn site Spunk Worthy.

Hot straight Marine jock Nicholas takes a shower, shows off his butt and gets soapy for gay porn site Spunk Worthy.

“Can I use your shower?” Nicholas asked after his shoot.

Hot straight Marine jock Nicholas takes a shower, shows off his butt and gets soapy for gay porn site Spunk Worthy.

Hot straight Marine jock Nicholas takes a shower, shows off his butt and gets soapy for gay porn site Spunk Worthy.

Of course, he could! But with the caveat that we all get to watch. For someone who told me that he was a little camera shy, he didn’t seem to mind the extra attention.

Hot straight Marine jock Nicholas takes a shower, shows off his butt and gets soapy for gay porn site Spunk Worthy.

Hot straight Marine jock Nicholas takes a shower, shows off his butt and gets soapy for gay porn site Spunk Worthy.

There must be truth serum in the tap water here. Among the things we find out about Nicholas: the story behind the tats on his… well… on his behind, how he discovered that he liked having a finger up his butt, the short list of people who know he’s doing porn, and the story leading up to him admitting, “For lack of of better words, I’m a nympho.”

Hot straight Marine jock Nicholas takes a shower, shows off his butt and gets soapy for gay porn site Spunk Worthy.

Hot straight Marine jock Nicholas takes a shower, shows off his butt and gets soapy for gay porn site Spunk Worthy.

In between all that, Nicholas couldn’t keep his hands off his cock and almost went for round two right there in the shower. Instead, while drying off, he took a big ol’ piss that kept going, and going, and going, and…

Hot straight Marine jock Nicholas takes a shower, shows off his butt and gets soapy for gay porn site Spunk Worthy.

Hot straight Marine jock Nicholas takes a shower, shows off his butt and gets soapy for gay porn site Spunk Worthy.

Hot straight Marine jock Nicholas takes a shower, shows off his butt and gets soapy for gay porn site Spunk Worthy.

Watch the full bonus video and learn more about Nicholas at SPUNK WORTHY.

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22 thoughts on “Everything Butt: Hot Straight Marine Jock Nicholas

  1. He is really hot, but if he were to disrobe without warning me about those tattoos on his butt cheeks in advance, I’d probably be too busy laughing like a crazy person to focus on anything else.

    Then again, I am more than capable of doing two things at once…

    (He does get nerd points for “BAMF” though…)

  2. I think it’s Bad Ass Mother Fucker, not the sound Nightcrawler makes when teleporting. But I hope it’s both.

  3. That’s pretty rude, man. How would you feel if some dude started laughing at you once you were nude? Can’t you just see the niceness without pointing out what you think is bad?

  4. Inability to not write insulting things about someone about something beyond their control. Sad. Not your fault, of course.

    Oh, wait… it totally is.

  5. I don’t think it’s bad at all. I just think it’s funny. Not all laughter is rude or nasty. I happen to love when you can combine humor and sex. If I’m not laughing at some point during it, we’re doing something wrong.

    I’ll reiterate, I wasn’t criticizing his tattoos, but if you think you wouldn’t react if some guy had to giant attention grabbing tattoos on his ass that he didn’t tell you about, you’re crazy. He wants a reaction. THAT’S WHY THEY ARE THERE.

    I mean, one of them is “Your Name Here”, why get that if it’s not intended to be tongue-in-cheek. (Pun Intended.)

  6. While I agree that laughter and sex is awesome together, imagine if he didn’t feel that way. He’s really into you, you guys are getting naked, he bends over and you bust out laughing. That’s not humor, that’s mean. At least that’s how I see it. I figure since those tats are probably covered 90% of the time, they’re for him, not to be laughed at. Maybe the reaction he would have wanted was respect, not mocking.

  7. Well, I suppose if it makes me a dick to laugh at a tattoo that is legitimately funny (and in a genuine way at that), then I’m a dick.

    I wear my sense of humor on my sleeve, if a guy can’t figure that out by the time we get to the naked, body-slapping parts, then that’s just too freakin’ bad for him. One of the best qualities a guy can have is a good sense of humor about himself and if you can’t handle a little friendly, good-natured ribbing, you probably won’t be getting any other kinds of “ribbing” from me either. Lol.

    But I digress.

  8. What I was trying to get across is that he may not have thought, “hey, ya know what, ima get this ink in the hopes someone thinks it’s funny.” Perhaps it has meaning beyond what you consider. Perhaps not. You and I can debate all we want about his or anyone else’s motives for getting inked, but whatever his reason, it’s not to make you laugh. There’s a difference between something legitimately funny and just laughing AT someone. A sense of humor is a fantastically sensual thing, I totally agree, but the way you write your opinion is to me basically saying, “hey look at that dude that’s different, let’s laugh at him”. I’d rather laugh at a shared joke that guffaw at him. There’s a difference between laugh /with/ and laughing /at/, and it seems to me that laughing at someone is cruel and petty.

  9. I’m not going to go out of my way to be a dick to anybody for being “different” and it’s kind of shitty to imply that I would based off of a one-off comment made in jest in a porn blog comment section.

    But yes, there’s no point in continuing this any further than the point it’s already gotten to.

    Moving on.

  10. Displaying your naked body for speculation of strangers. Sad. It’s not his fault, of course, but still.

    Oh, wait… it totally is.

  11. I see what you did there 😀

    Yes, he and others who pose nude or do porn or any public action are open to criticisms. That doesn’t necessarily mean one should be a jerk about it and make fun.

  12. Sexiest guy I’ve seen naked in quite some time. I hope he does another scene where we actually see the finger (or toy) going in his ass. I do think the tats are funny in a geek kinda way (and I love hot geeks), but if I saw that ass in front of me, I would NOT be laughing!

  13. Goddamn what a beautiful man sucks he was so damn homophobic though about his infantry finding out he did gay porn.

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