The good news just keeps rolling in today! After today’s history-making Supreme Court decisions regarding DOMA and Proposition 8, we just learned a piece of information that will blow you all away. Adult performer and known clown-rape victim JP Dubois was spotted alive and well at the 10th birthday party for gay porn site Eurocreme.
Though the supremely underrated ginger was thought to be dead—inspiring a fuck in a morgue and a massive gangbang over his coffin—he was seen wearing a pair of blue briefs with the word “Lick” on the waistband, as he made out and simulated intimate relations with fellow horndog Scott Hunter.
Words cannot express how ecstatic we are to hear that he hasn’t left us! After all, we believe everything we see in gay porn, so we were deeply concerned after hearing about his funeral on UK Naked Men. We thought to ourselves, “Where do we send flowers? Can we send our condolences to his family and let them know how many erections he gave us?”
Now, we don’t have to worry about such things. Splendid. Just splendid.
– Dewitt
Photo credit: Eurocreme
Witness JP Dubois’ miraculous recovery from death below:
Want something sexier? Catch some of JP’s gay porn work on EUROCREME.
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whos the fella in the red speedo?…..as wow hehe
I have always thought JP was a piece of work! He is the perfect “son” for the older guys to work over. Can’t recall the name of the movie..but he was in the tub and the landlord came in to fix the shower head..and had sex with JP…super freakin hot!!
I would like to know who the guy with the tats (in the center) in the second pic after the jump is. Talk about hot!! Damn!