Great. Not only do I have to worry about my tricks judging my penis size, but now my friggin’ Xbox can see it and have an opinion on it. Kinect is the XBox feature which allows the console to track your movements so you can play games with your entire body. Microsoft Research released a vid showing off the upgraded version of Kinect, and you can totally see the dude’s dick outline! Don’t even tell me that’s just his jeans folding a certain way. That’s a dick! Apparently Kinect allows you to judge length, width and even foreskin status!
My penis size anxiety makes me paranoid that everyone in the control room at XBox is observing and discussing my wang. Yes, XBox has a control room that monitors all our homes in my paranoid fantasies.
But there is a positive aspect to this TSA-like cock exposure. If you’ve got a dude whose dick you’re curious about, invite him over to play XBox. And be sure you play games that require Kinect. Talk about convenience. It takes all the guesswork out of it, and you’ll immediately know whether you want to continue getting in his pants.
– J. Harvey
Check out the video below. That IS the dude’s cock, right?
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I heard it knows if you have skid marks too….
cum stains. It can see cum stains.
its 100% just folds in the jeans. thats not to say if they were tighter you wouldnt be able to see it…
Well I’m not entirely convinced that is his cock but I am convinced that the only way that you can get over fear of cock judgement is to post a pic of it here for us to look at and praise of course. You’ll realize that all your fears were for nothing and be free of that worry. Besides there really is nothing (legitimately) that you can do to make it bigger. You can only accept it and realize that people will judge it no matter what the size and that judgment says more about their need to judge than it does at all about your cock. Given that, hopefully you can just love your cock as is. (And lord knows we’ve all shown you our thanks to Dewitt asking for them…so you know, share love, lose the anxiety.)
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Boner killer.