Whilst watching the sadly no longer quality Law & Order: Special Victims Unit recently, Raul Esparza occurred to me. He plays the eccentric and somewhat bitchy district attorney. My first impression of Esparza is that he was…interesting-looking? He has “crazy eyes.” Usually those are a turn-off to me because you never know if a trick is going to end with a “so I’m moving in now, right?”. But the more I watched Raul, the more intriguing he was. He grew on me! Then I find out he’s like Broadway royalty and has a bunch of theater awards. And he’s openly bisexual! Now I think he’s sexy as fuck. What’s your opinion on the very talented Mr. Esparza.
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He would be well-cast as Gerard Butler’s younger brother.
I’d hit that
You’re just now figuring out Raul Esparza is hot? I figured that out a long time ago! And what is Monty Hall’s daughter (Joanna Gleason) looking at in that second to last pic? I want to see!
how is it that you are blogging for an entertainment blog and only now figure out who raul esparza is . i can’t believe i read this shit
I think I need him in my mouth….
It’s a gay porn blog, wackjob. This ain’t Just Jared.
His crazy eyes are his best feature, next to his surprisingly decent ass. I don’t know whether or not he’s gonna fuck me or serve me up with some fava beans…
He also plays Dr. Chilton in Hannibal on NBC. Handsome man.
Of course he’s sexy as fuck! Has been for years and years. Just watch him singing Leonard Cohen’s Hallelujah on YouTube (I know no cock being shown, no fake moaning, might be a bore for many of you …) http://youtu.be/CwFTApXNGyw
He’s Bi?! I’ve always thought he was attractive, now I’m moving in with him.
He also had guest staring roles on Bryan Fuller’s Hannibal and Pushing Daisies.
Yum! I want me some Raul Esparza! Muy Guapo!
Can’t believe he’s showing up here…he’s notoriously insecure and a grade-A narcissist. He’s the kind of guy who turns every conversation back toward himself. He’s only “bisexual” because he believes every single person on the planet should be sexually infatuated with him, and if for some strange reason you don’t care for doughy, needy control freaks who fancy themselves to be the second coming of Barrymore, then you must be inherently broken. He’s also very difficult to work with, vacillating wildly from demanding absolute subservience to his choices to constantly needing reassurance that he’s doing good work–a bipolarity that also extends into the bedroom. And whatever you do, don’t mention his weight, because you will reduce him to a sniveling pile of blubber (pun…intended?). Sorry about bursting any bubbles, but this is one guy to avoid even fantasizing about, as the attention only makes him worse.
Holy shite, sounds like you have some personal knowledge. Tell us more! This could be a “Gay Ass Gossip” item!
I love him he was great as rifraf in Rocky Horror hes an amazing actor and hot as hell
He’s a total hottie…when it’s working for him. If you look at the untied bowtie picture or the red-ish background one where he’s on stage or the very last picture…YOWZER! Some in the middle, not so much but clearly he’s got something sexy going on. His “bi-sexuality” makes him even hotter.
I dunno…kinda sounds like sour grapes.
I have always known that Raul is a hottie!
have you heard him sing?!! check it out…
He also has the most amazing voice.