Woof Alert: John Thomas

He’s woofy and his name is an old-school term for penis – he’s John Thomas. We know, some of you will come at us with “put down the pizza, tubby” or just plain “next!” For those of you who like a gentleman with a little meat on his bones who’s willing to put more than a little meat in your mouth, John Thomas is for you! He’s got a big beefy bum and a thick pierced dick.

Oh, to be the TSA worker who has to figure out what the metal-adorned object is that he’s hiding under there.

– J. Harvey

Photo credit: BearFilms

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109 thoughts on “Woof Alert: John Thomas

  1. This is disgusting to show. There are many gyms in the United States and people also can watch what they eat. This man has an attractive face, but he need to lose weight for health reasons.

  2. Health reasons? I think there is a bit more to your statement. Plenty of guys who are not meathead gym rats are exceptionally handsome and attractive. I think what is really disgusting is your opinion of other people. 

  3. I cannot believe that you put this pig….NUDE…up for people to look at.  This is sickening.  You can have all the other fat heads defend him, but this is the worst you have ever done. (Gag!!!!!!!!!!)

  4. “a little meat on his bones”? You gotta be kidding me! Some will say he like the average man…well, I don’t jump on these sites to see average…and definitely not to see tubby, overweight guys I can see at the Holiday Inn pools in the summer…UGH!

  5. So what if, Manhunt promotes twinks/pedophilia and obesity 😉 LOL  Isn’t that what the “average” American is ? LOL

  6. Nothing against the gym bunnies, they can be nice to look at but I would take this over a twink or muscle head ANY day of the week…

  7. yeah, because pictures of guys who look more like chicks and are so skinny they look bulemic or something is soooooo hot…get the fuck over yourself you douche.

  8. He doesn’t do alot for me, not because of his weight, but because I’m not a big fan of alot of facial hair. And while a bigger guy doesn’t bother me at all, I’m all about eyes and lips, and this dudes don’t really do it for me.

  9. Tell ya what you rude shallow son of a bitch. Send them your pics for everyone to comment on. Then maybe you wouldn’t be so rude. I don’t care if you have the greatest body in the world and are hotter than any model, which I highly doubt because something about your comment just screams “Old dude with a small dick who likes ugly leathery twinks who look like little boys and girls” you’d still be a major gag-fest for alot of guys simply because you’re some bitter queen who has to tear down other guys to make yourself feel better.

  10. To each his own. He’s handsome, but I personally am not into bears, (hairy or overweight men). Just because I’m not attracted to him doesn’t mean it’s okay for me to be a catty bitch and insult him on here. Live and let live. Some of you posters may want to think about that.

  11. It’s so disappointing the way that the Gay Community react in front of woofy guys. It’s all about how skinny you look isn’t it? Why is our community so superficial? He’s chunky, and so what, i’ll do him anytime. Before jugging someone, just look at yourself; if criticizing someone by how they look, well im sorry but you are not happy by that reflection. Accept the way you are and after say that someone is fat or disgusting, cause you’re just saying that to yourself.  

  12. Yeah, because everyone on the planet has to live their life to please your sexual tastes.

  13. Admittedly, he’s not my cup of tea, but he’s far from being so heinously horrendous as some of you guys are making him out to be.

    I’d like to see what some of you poozers dishing out the venom would have the balls to step in front of a camera like that.

  14. I personally don’t find heavy set men sexually attractive, just as I don’t find skinny twinks sexually attractive, but I’m certainly not shallow enough to completely dismiss someone because of it! I’ve met men who I have initially found  “attractive”  until they open their mouth and their  attitude, lack of intelligence, or immaturity quickly turns them “ugly” and vise/versa.  Everyone on ManHunt has different preferences and ManHunt does a great job of showing something for everyone! You “men” who insult others because they don’t meet your standards are nothing more than “boys” who need to grow up! 

  15. I do like a guy who has some meat on his bones.  Just problem — that’s not meat!  

    I like my men like my steaks:  Good meat and a minimum of fat.

  16. Good people/friends don’t promote or support fat, obese UNhealthy lifestyles.  And, if I looked like him (I’m 5’7″, 150, 30w, 40ch and 52 y.o.) I’m much too humble to take or post pix like these on any website ! LOL

  17. Hope he hides out when the weather gets cooler…that’s when the kill the hogs.  Just saying!!

  18. I hate myself for replying to your nastiness, but you are one of the primary reasons that people today have such issues with their image. God forbid some big guy have the guts to show himself off. Just because he’s not YOUR picture of beauty doesn’t mean he should hide himself. Asshole.

  19. LISTEN UP GUYS. GAY MEN ARE SUPERFICIAL AND SHALLOW. THERE I SAID IT. SO NOW THAT I GOT THAT OUT OF THE WAY THIS GUY MITE HAVE COURAGE TO SHOW HIMSELF IN ALL HIS OBESE GLORY BUT THIS IS NOT WHAT MAIN STREAM GAY MEN ASPIRE TO. SO NO…I DO NOT WANT TO SEE THIS ON A SITE THAT PRIDES ITSELF ON HOTTIE,QUICKIE AND THE TOP TEN HUNKS WHO ARE ALL  MUSCLE PIMPS AND LEAN AND HOT. I AM 53 YEARS OLD,30 INCH WAIST,BUFF AND VERY CONSCIOUS OF HAVING A BELLY THAT COULD HANG DOWN TO MY KNEES. I’M JUST SAYING!

  20. As someone who has been overweight since I was 7 years old, I can tell you from experience, it doesn’t do anything but make you a douche to talk like that. If you really wanted to be a good person/friend, you would support them in any endevour they make to lose weight, and don’t treat them like they’ll only have value once they’re skinny. Furthermore, some people like me don’t go to the gym and workout all the time because a: Can’t afford it, B: Time Constraints, and C: Quite honestly, I hate working out in front of other people. Thanks to the stuff I’ve read/heard people say, I just know there’s someone thinking, “Look at that fatass jiggling on the treadmill…go eat a twinkie.” It hurts, even if they aren’t saying it, sometimes you know they’re thinking it. Hell, I’d actually work out if I had someone there to kinda cheer me on and help me out. So some people have reasons. Hell, sometimes no matter what you do you just can’t lose more than a few pounds. You can diet and exercise all you want and nothing. Not to mention, you sound like the weight version of a homophobe. How many of them consider our sexuality to be an unhealthy lifestyle? Think about that.

  21. Cry-baby, Cry-baby, Waaa, Waaa, Waaa,

    That’s a bunch of BULL ! 

    Good health is 50%, genetic, 40% diet and 10% exercise !

    Genetics are one thing BUT, It’s What and How much you eat that determines what you weigh and YOU have control over that! 

    Lie as much as you want to yourself but, you can’t fool/lie to me and get away with it !

    Now, that’s being a good friend !

    Maybe you never had as good of a friend as I am in your life (?) and, that’s sad but, not as sad as being obese on purpose !

    I wish you Only the best,

    Good-bye!

  22. Any guy that leads with their waist size and chest size is immediately off my list of people that I would even want to be friends with, let alone hook up with.

    The guy in this post isn’t even close to being the heaviest guy they have ever featured in Woof Alert.  If you are not into hairy and/or heavyset guys, why do you even click on the post?  Just move on to the next one!

  23. Get bent. That’s all I have to say. End of conversation dickwad. ^_^

  24. wow.

    just, wow.

    once again, i could already tell there was going to be some nastiness going on here, when i saw that there were 28 comments left on a post for a gentleman that i know for a fact isn’t what the viewership of this blog generally goes after.

    (in an ironic twist, if old johnny boy was dark-skinned, the comments left for him probably would be cut by at least ¾.

    l.o.l.)

  25.  Priding yourself on being shallow and superficial is horrible. All it does is perpetuate the gay stereotype. I do not disagree that health and a healthy weight is important and I am currently working on losing weight myself. But negativity does not help.  You are all faggots. Stick the fuck together. We cannot divide ourselves  and create this type of hate. Fitforever,CHERERIQ, Pyuren, and any other hatemongers, You make me ashamed call myself a homosexual.

  26. Then turn straight, bitch.  Gay people don’t have to follow along like sheep.  We are individuals and thank God for it.  
    Good luck with Weight Watchers.

  27.  I am glad that stupidity, bitchiness, arrogance, and being an asshole define individuality for you. Please, get a heart and some sensitivity.

  28. We need to promote a air of education and social change involving our food standards, availability/affordability of healthy food, and nutrition education instead of creating a volatile environment. Please be the trolls you are and troll the bars not these posts.

  29. LOL, God has nothing to do with it.  He’s a figment of EVIL people’s imaginations, LOL

  30. AHH! Holy crap! He looks like he fell out of the ugly tree and hit EVERY BRANCH on the way down, only to smash face first into the ground. Then, someone took the remains of the super ugly tree, crafted it into a bat, and beat him up. This man has got a face for radio, and I hope that’s where he works.

  31. OK, LET’S CUT TO THE CAHSE MEN…

    THIS IS YOUR AVERAGE GAY MALE AND I FUCKING LOVE IT… THE MEN THEY SHOW ON HERE ARE GREAT BUT… HOW MANY OF THEM DO YOU SEE AT YOUR LOCAL BAR, AND SINCE 35-45% OF THE USA IS OVERWEIGHT DOESN’T THIS REALLY DEPICT WHAT THE AVERAGE IS?????

  32. All you guys that are being disgusting talking bad about this guy are as ugly inside as you are making his outside to be. You know this is called “Woof Alert” you could tell from the preview pic that he wasn’t a twink or meathead, so why the hell did you come in here to look at them. Simply because of your attitude and shitty behavior, I’d take him over you any day. Grow up and be supportive of each other. At least he has the bravery to show himself unlike you hateful bitches.

  33. maybe along with the “Woof Alert,” Manhunt can start an “Arrogant & Shallow Alert.” Please submit, Fitforever.

  34. then why do you want gay people to follow along like sheep and live up to specific body type/image/stereotype that is acceptable to you?

  35. you must have had a horrible experience falling out of the ignorant tree. my sympathies.

  36. Trolls are pitiful creatures, who are worthy only of ignoring.  I would recommend that they try to live by Wheaton’s Law, but they are incapable of that.  Even though you can’t control the trolls, you can control yourself: DON’T FEED THE TROLLS.

  37. Another hot guy!  Not like the many, many, many hideous, skanky, skinny, immature, hairless, effeminate, twinky girly-boys usually posted to appease the perverted (and maybe even criminal) pedophiles and ephebophiles here.

  38. There R only 2 types of bears that I like   one is  ice cold and the other  is N the zoo !!   I know some will fine my comments 2 be cold and cruel   but I do not care because the pixs where disgusting !!!

  39. Nah I think the ignorant tree just withered after this “Bear” touched it with his hideousness and absorbed all of its stupid. I can just feel from these pictures that he’s an idiot. He’s giving that whole “I don’t know what 2+2 is” look. Then again, I suppose the people defending him are also fatties. In which case they should just shut their mouths….and not do it with cake this time.

  40. It is better to remain silent and be thought a moron than to open your mouth and prove you are. Thanks for proving what we already knew. Dick >.<

  41. These haters are absolutely ridiculous. In the USA, our community is striving to defeat prejudice against homosexuality (ie:it’s not a healthy lifestyle, it’s not natural, etc), and here they go doing exactly what we preach against; they’re being ignorant, close-minded and plain cruel.

    Imbeciles.

  42. Seriously? You guys are idiots. I don’t generally find bears attractive but I still find him sexy. It’s funny, I would have thought that, being a cub myself, reading those comments would make me feel bad about myself. Instead though I feel empowered and sexy. People who post rude and ignorant comments are simply too self conscious about themselves, so they’re reduced to tearing down other people. You can bitch and moan about a bear being posted, but the fact is, he’s the one up there making money doing porn. That means there’s a demand for guys just like him. That means that plenty of people are into his type. And as a guy that gets quite a bit of ass, I can attest that guys like me and him are quite popular too.

  43. “Do you care?” Hmm. Do I care about his 14 acres of jiggling fat? Nah, not really. Do I care that there is a fraction of the populace that wants to suck on his rolls because they have no self esteem and/or intelligence? No. Do I care that you obviously don’t even have a sixteenth of a brain because all you can do is use a cliched quote? Nope. Well damn…

  44. Just fucking typical, isn’t it? Sure, he’s overweight, but that doesn’t automatically give you the right to call him a pig.

    I am average (5’10”, 180 lb.) and don’t get attention from guys my age on Manhunt. Now just imagine, for a moment, how shit these venomous comments will make John feel when he reads it.

    One can never forget this level of intolerance. Why don’t all you bitchy, whiny, man-purse swinging meatheads do something positive for the LGBT community for a change?

    Pyuren, you’re the age where heart attacks are quite common. Keel over and DIE!

  45. It’s probably a stupid idea for me to post here but I just had to put in my two cents.

    First of all, these are not the pictures I would have chosen out of the photoset.

    Second, yeah I know I’m a big guy but come on! I’m not that big.

    You’re obviously not meant to be my target audience, and I have no clue why these pictures would be on this blog anyway. If you’re not into guys like me, then just move on. I’m sure there’s something more to your liking on the next post down. There are plenty of guys who are into me. There’s no need to be so cruel.

  46. I think your fucking hot and I am glad I found you on here. I would love to fool around with you anytime. 

  47. He walked in the room and it’s like I couldn’t breathe. He just takes up so much space…..

  48. “Do you care?” Hmm. Do I care about faggots? Nah, not really. Do I care that there is a fraction of the populace that wants to suck on cock because they have no self esteem and/or intelligence? No. Do I care that you obviously don’t even have a sixteenth of a brain because all you can do is use a cliched quote? Nope. Well damn…

    Oh my, doesn’t that sound like slur that we all hate in the gay community? Change a few words of this “getatme’s” post and voilà.

    As a gay community,we suffer immense stereotyping. How can you can turn your back and spew the same bullshit?

    “getatme”, buddy, you’re the one missing a few brain cells around here.

  49. I didnt know it was possible for a 52 year old to act like such an immature child. Seems you need another 52 more before you finally grow up

  50. Actually, Eric, Do you care is the child here. “I’m a fatty and it hurts to go outside cause I can feel people’s thoughts about me.” Then get a home gym and start at it till you’re not so hideously disgusting to look at. Simple fix

  51. It took a lot of courage for him to be on this forum with all the judgmental people. He is not my taste but I respect him for having the pics taken! He knows what his body is like and doesnt need any of you to tell him. If you feel like you got it, flaunt it. That is my philosophy. 

  52. Yes, and your piss poor attitude is 100% mental.  Were you raised by wolves?  I’m sure your mother never condoned that sort of behavior towards others.

    I have no doubt you’re some ugly troll.

    I happen to find John hot.

    You are not a friend to anyone.

  53. What you endorse is not individuality.  You want people to blindly following you like sheep to the gym.

    Some of us have lives. We don’t fit your little mold and we should “turn straight.”

    Fuck off.

  54. You know, if this site required you to use your real name, you’d drop the high school bully antics.  Anonymity and bashing others makes you feel better about your pathetic, sad, lonely life, doesn’t it?

  55. If I saw you in person speaking to someone like this, you’d need an ambulance when I was done.  And a plastic surgeon.

  56. Yes, and your body is 100% gross. Were you raised by John Thomas up there? I’m sure your ‘daddy bear’ never condoned of looking like that.

    I have no doubt that you are ugly.

    I happen to find John nasty.

    It amazes me that you thought of this guy is a friend. What is it with fat creepy guys?

  57. People don’t have to go to the gym. They could jog, set up home gyms, eat better, have a LOT of rough sex. There’s options!

  58. High school bully? I’m far more sophisticated than that. Give me some credit here. Also, the reason my totally kick ass and amazing life is better than yours is because…well…..my totally kick ass and amazing life is better than yours. I don’t really need another reason…

  59. If I saw you half of the fatties on here in person I think I would die from the overwhelming sense of nausea.

  60. Fantastic.  You’ve never even seen my body, and you’ve already decided it’s gross.  Nice try just rewording what I wrote – too bad you destroyed the grammar in the process.

    I happen to find you vile, disgusting, ignorant, arrogant and a waste of precious natural resources.

  61. Once again, not an actual retort.  Nice.

    PS: The sentence you were looking for?  “There are options.”  “There is options” is not proper English.  Get a dictionary.

  62. There is absolutely no sophistication showing through in your little tirades on here.  

    Would you like to know why my life is better than yours?  I treat people with respect and dignity.  Well, other than you, who have shown that you are not due any respect or dignity.  As a result, others show me respect and dignity.  

  63. Please, go surround yourself with some larger men at Bearracuda or some other bear event, please.  You’ll be doing the world a favor if you keel over.

  64. I may have used incorrect grammar somewhere(OH NOES!), but at least I’m not a fatty! Also, I haven’t seen your body, but with a name like Rob, I can only guess.

    All those insults apply to you. Except arrogant, cause no one should be proud of their fatness…

  65. I fail to see how that’s not an actual retort. You’re saying we should all do the same thing and go to the gym. I suggested a variety of other activities. /Retort

    PS: You’re also harping on me for using jargon in written language. Awesome. Cause you know…..nobody goes around saying stuff like that….ever.

  66. I think my use of capital letters and punctuation marks shows a little more sophistication than the average person here. The person directly below this typed in all capital letters, and yet you’ve been saying *my* grammar is bad. Uh-huh.

    Nah, I think your life is undeniably worse because you go to a public gym and hear people’s thoughts saying, “Look at that fatass jiggling. Go eat a twinkie.” It hurts…apparently. I wouldn’t know. People are usually just asking to bang me…or commenting on how delightful I am. Especially in any sort of social forum! 😀

  67. Better yeat, I can wait outside of this place. Then, when all the fat guys are in there, I can burn it down. I’ll be doing the world an even bigger favor(literally and figuratively).

  68. LOL@Getatme; I think you hurt Rob’s feelings because he’s a plus size man. I’m sorry, I am not attract to plus size men regardless of legal adult age. I am attractive to men that look like Tim Daly, Alex O’Loughlin, Paul Walker, Kevin Alexjandro, and Eddie Cibrian.

  69. No, I was not saying that everyone should go to the gym.  I was replying to someone that had implied that.  Reading comprehension is not your strong suit.  Yes, I am harping on you for using improper grammar in written language.

    It’s hard to take you seriously when you can’t even take a few seconds to use proper capitalization, spelling or grammar.  It’s really not that difficult.

  70. Actually, when I go to a public gym, I don’t care about what others think of me.  I’m not there for them.

    To use a figure of speech, stop talking out of your ass.

    People may want to “bang” you, but I’m sure they don’t ask you to stay for breakfast.

  71. And with every subsequent reply, you further prove all the points I’ve made about you.

    No one needs to make you look bad – you do it well, all by yourself.  Quite an accomplishment.

  72. What are you wasting your time arguing with this dude? He’s bitter and angry because he’s a plus size man. He can do something about it. Watch what he eat, excercise, or join Weight Watchers. On a site like this, I expect to see in shape attractive men, regardless of race. I give John points for having the courage to take his clothes off and cause blindless in some. LOL

  73. Rob, how is speaking the truth about someone’s appearance being a bully? We don’t know John or you. Please look up the definition of a bully. I am sick of liberal B.S. and political correctness.

  74. LOL LOL@Getatme; I don’t dislike John as a person because I don’t know him. Once I met a Puerto Rican guy on a chatline. He told me, he looked one way. When I went to meet him in a public place, he was over weight and not masucline. Guess what, I still became his friend, but he was such a bitter person. He was very smart and an Attorney. Other gay friends would tell me, he was in love with me and had a crush on me. Every guy I was attracted to, he had something negative to say. Tim Daly, the actor is 55 years old and he’s sexy and attractive. You can be over 50 and still look good.

  75. You said that we were all like sheep because we all go to the gym. I said that there were other options. Reading comprehension is not your strong suit. Also, I never said anything about my improper grammar. I said jargon…referring to “There’s options”. Then again, reading comprehension is not your strong suit.

    It’s hard to take you seriously when you can’t even put down the cake for five seconds to try to write something. Your crumbs are all over this web page, along with part of your fat roll. Maybe your blob-ishness can proofread my posts for me? Would you do it for some Proactiv? How bout another month for WoW? A cookie?

  76. I was actually making a reference to a previous fatty from before. I thought all you fat guys liked to examine all the other fat guys’ posts? Oh well.

    They want me to stay for breakfast, lunch, and their entire lives. Unfortunately, most of them are….not people I wanna spend my life with.

  77. I’m sure your arrogance consumes most of the oxygen in the room too, so that could have something to do with it.

  78. What ever you say, John will always be a beautiful guy for me. He’s hot, sexy,delicious in fact.

  79. not everyone is attracted to the same thing. you don’t have to be an asshole about it, though. i think it’s disgusting that people actually think like this. 

    this man is gorgeous. 

  80. Hi John Thomas! Hey, in spite of others negative feedback/comments here, I do find you to be a cute guy. Nice smile. I would also say, you probably have a good personality. It’s great that you are sharing. When younger, I used to be so skinny that my clothes just hung on me and I prayed someday I’d gain some weight. That has happened in the past several year’s thankfully. My best friend is approximately your size and is a great person. It would be a dull, dull world if everyone was either all skinny or all heavier. Variety! Good luck to you!

  81. Wow. All of you guys are fucking cunts. We’re called bears for a reason. John is smoking hot. I feel sorry for all of you, getting that repulsed by someone who is beefy. Are you sure you aren’t all in-the-closet-extremist-right-wingers? Cuz you act like a bunch of dicks. How about I look at pictures of you and pick out all your flaws? Your snaggletooth, or the poor way you fuck your sister wife? Gays are already picked on enough; why do you all need to act like such hateful fags to each other? You’re bullies, and pieces of shit. Learn to deal with your emotions without picking on other people (he says ironically while picking on all of you, but deal with it, you deserve it)

  82. Jesus christ. Really? Not being able to speak (or type) proper English and acting like in inbred redneck hick is BETTER than being fat? You’re only skinny cuz squirrels and possums and low-fat.

  83. Hey, it’s John! Not only is he really attractive, but he’s also one of the nicest guys ever.

    Some of the people in the comments just need to get the hell over themselves. The man does stay active and healthy, so it’s really not your place to say he doesn’t just based on his weight. Maybe instead of being judgmental cunts, you could just not say anything. I’m sure we’d all be happy if some of you took a vow of silence.

  84. I accept Bears whatever their age, colour or size. Looks alone I consider to be a shallow consideration, as it’s their character that makes them hot to chase IMHO.

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