Will Braun Having To Pay For Jordan Levine To Take His Virginity Is Unrealistic

The latest from MEN’s Drill My Hole imprint, The Nerd And The Escort, is HIGHLY unrealistic. For two reasons:

1) Nerds aren’t nerds anymore. Nerds are IN CHARGE now. Nerds grow up to create things that change our lives and net them billions. People want to fuck nerds, now. SMART people want to get in on the ground floor and fuck nerds when they’re still living in a studio in Silicon Valley (does Silicon Valley even have studios)!

2) Will Braun is hot, adorable with those glasses (I seriously want to spooge on them), and Jordan Levine wouldn’t need to be paid to sink his price into Braun’s hot twunk ass. I’m sure there’s dudes out there that are paying Will for the privilege.

This is not to say this scene isn’t worth your time. Trust me – it is. The combination of sex beef Levine throwing hot “nerd” Braun around the room with his cock in order to take his “virginity” (*chortle* oh you MEN writers) is a worthy one. And when I type “worthy,” I mean worth of your hand on your dick.

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– Michael Xavier