Why Aren’t You In My Bed, Mateus Verdelho?

Mateus Verdelho

Is there any possible way to make Mateus Verdelho look unattractive? He somehow manages to pull off man bangs and a revolver hip tattoo, while simultaneously enduring such attempts to challenge his beauty as leopard-print underwear, fast food, neck bandanas and funny bear hats. For lack of better words, this man is totally dreamy (in the wet sort of way).

– Dewitt

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16 thoughts on “Why Aren’t You In My Bed, Mateus Verdelho?

  1. Beautiful face & body, but why would he ruin all that with those horrible tatoos? The gun point down to his crotch area is so cheesy!
    It’s sad to ruin such a beautiful work of art.

  2. Oh my, he is supa hot… I will def sleep with him if I could (hit: if I could!)… Those tatoos make him look more like average guy, without tatoos I would consider him to be an angel.

  3. I can’t see the end of the gun — does it say “Bang!”? (Maybe that’s more appropriate for a tattoo above his asscrack….)

  4. I for one think the revolver is hilarious! Have a sense of humour guys lol
    Does anyone else notice the pierced left nipple?

  5. for some reason it was unmentioned here that he is Brazilian….
    tattoos and all, I think he is adorable….. great smile and a shy quality that makes a little devil so hot!

  6. I’ve said it before: I want to own a laser removal clinic when the “Gay Boi tattoo phase” ends.

  7. i’m sorta digging mr. verdelho..
    ..but did dewitt really think some of us would not know mateus was … Brazilian?
    l.o.l.
    (why don’t you just move to brazil, sir??)

  8. to all you guys that continue to post negative comments about tattoos…we get it. so you don’t like tattoos, many many people do. shut the fuck up already

  9. thank you christopher…it’s no wonder so many of the guys on here that you meet in person are just total bitter, negative, miserable little cunts. lolol

  10. Did I ever say that I hate Tattoos on a man. Especially this man. I don’t like his tattoos. Nope. Not one Bit. Never.

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