For reals, I DESPISE the Kardashians. So why am I still blogging about? It’s simple – Rob Kardashian has a big fat ass that I want to shove my face in and tongue til’ he screams. Dancing With The Stars hasn’t had a big beefy booty that hot since Joey Fatone graced the gilded dancefloor. If you hadn’t guessed, I’m a butt man.
Kris Humphries is the guy who married Kim Kardashian and got dumped by him 72 days later. Scott Disick (Disdick?) is married to Kourtney Kardashian. Rob Kardashian’s ass is really its own entity. And what the fuck did Bruce Jenner do to his face? Vote for which of these four you’d rather fuck after the break!
– J. Harvey