Which Cartoon Characters Are Too Gay to Function?

AfterElton compiled a list of 9 cartoon characters that "totally ping their gaydar", and I can't seem to grasp how they managed to leave Spongebob Squarepants off the list. While we're on the topic, how could they leave off Spongebob's neighbors Patrick and Squidward?

If you think it's odd to assign sexualities to animated personalities, take a look at the commercial for last month's episode "Spongebob Vs. The Big One". Johnny Depp guest-starred and the three characters had a lot to say about his big… er, surfboard.

Check out a full clip of the episode here. What other cartoon stars do you think were gay?

– Dewitt

One thought on “Which Cartoon Characters Are Too Gay to Function?

  1. LMAO i love spongebob… he’s the modern bugs bunny. the gay undertones are brilliant!

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