We’ve Got To Band Together To Improve The Self-Image Of Our Balls

Balls are just an unattractive feature of the male anatomy. They’re wrinkly, pendulous, and often distorted in color (seriously, I had a boyfriend whose scrote was swarthy on one side and fire engine red on the other. I don’t think he had anything wrong with him. They were just oddly colored. And he had some freckles down there, too!) They hang there, inviting injury during sports or arguments and allowing what’s contained within to cause us to make the stupidest decisions. Whenever I’ve had a guy who wanted to dip em’ in my mouth, I usually roll my eyes. A penis can be gorgeous, and a marvel of biological engineering. Balls are just there cuz’ something has to hold the jizz. But what if instead of denigrating our nuts we decided to celebrate them? To find the beauty within? This satire of that viral video from Dove proposes just that.

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5 thoughts on “We’ve Got To Band Together To Improve The Self-Image Of Our Balls

  1. I find this actually humerus but at the same time a complete truth, not just about our balls but in general about how guys feel about themselves. It was a lighter look at self image with a bit of a gimmick that makes it less in your face serious. Good job, it made me laugh and also kind of wonder what do i think my balls look like…lol

  2. Love your balls. Love yourself.

    Ball play can be fun if you open yourself to it. It might even make a good topic for “Let’s get kinky” because there a lot of things you can do with them. I can’t imagine not having the guy I’m with give them some loving attention.

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