Unlockables: The Dangers of Posing Too Hard

Ms_Jay_Alexander-ANTM

You're trying to get laid on MANHUNT, not auditioning for America's Next Top Model. When you pose for your profile pictures, it's best to look as natural as possible. Now I'm not saying that you shouldn't be posing at all. If you're a bottom, by all means, turn around, stick it out so even white boys got to shout. But remember that you're trying to get guys into your bedroom. This isn't about looking "fierce" (unless you're the kind of person who smises when they're getting plowed).

Speaking of smising, can I talk to my NYC gays for a minute? When I was living in the city, I noticed a disturbing amount of men who made a squinty-eyed "cum hither" look in every single one of their profile photos. Yes, this look can occasionally be cute, but save it for when you're on the red carpet with Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton. Hell, you're better off saving that face for when you're on the red carpet with Brooke Hogan. Because it's not that cute. Try smiling for once, or maybe just a firm stare. Switching it up will make you seem like you have a bit more personality, and that will never hurt your quest for some ass.

– Dewitt

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