I've always found it hilarious that other gay men are opposed to public nudity in the locker room. Daniel Leary of After Elton recently chatted with Andy Lazarus about locker room etiquette, and both seemed entirely uncomfortable about the notion of letting it all hang out for longer than twenty seconds.
And they're not the only ones! Diesel Washington recently blogged on the topic saying, "No I will not have a conversation with ya, when Ur Buck Naked!! I see more and more guys talking to each other, with dicks out swinging and having a whole conversations. Ummm call me a prude, but talk to me when u have some clothes on. I can't even look at ya until u get some clothes on."
Even gay porn stars have a problem with this! MANHUNT Daily was inspired by these posts to compile a list of the top ten ways to know someone is hitting on you at the gym. Do you have anything to add to the list?
– Dewitt
Photo credit: Corbin Fisher
For our top ten list, follow the JUMP:
10. He asks how your workout was: This one is subtle and won't always mean that he wants to bend you over the locker room bench. If he's a complete stranger though, this obviously means he has some interest in you, your body and your routine. Is that interest sexual? Maybe these other hints will help you decide…
9. He finishes his work-out at the same time as you: Who knows? Maybe you have the same exact schedule. Maybe it's a coincidence. Or maybe he wants to pull your shorts down and swallow your peen.
8. He asks if he could help spot you: This guy could just be incredibly friendly, or he may just want to see you sweat. And I'm not talking about sweating while lifting.
7. He has a tent in his shorts: Refer back to number eight. If it looks like he's sporting a boner while your head is dangerously close to his crotch, it's a clear hint that he'd prefer hitting the showers early with you. Of course, he could potentially be checking out the chick on the elliptical. Since this possibility isn't valid in the locker room or shower, all erections are likely pointing towards you or another individual present.
6. He compliments your body: Who says guys can't compliment one another's physiques regardless of their sexual preference? Women do it all the time! You'll need a few other hints on top of this one before you start asking who'll be on top for butt fun.
5. He asks when you come to the gym: Can you say stalker? If number five occurs before number nine, there's no doubts that this guy solely asked so he could see you naked… often. Yes, people are that transparent.
4. He's having a conversation with you while naked: Even gay porn stars are uncomfortable with this! If he's naked while you're chatting, chances are that he's hoping to catch you staring at his medicine balls. He's gauging you to see if you want a dose or two, if you know what I mean. Please tell me you're not dense enough to not know what I mean.
3. He's spending way too much time washing certain parts: If the guy across from you in the shower is practically fingering himself or jerking off, he clearly needs some relief. Do you think you're the one he wants to cure his bout of horniness?
2. He's staring at your cock: You'd think this should be number one, but men are curious creatures. If you're particularly well hung, he may just be jealous of your equipment. Even if you're not, he may just be thinking, "Mine doesn't look like that!" It's not always this obvious, you know?
1. He comments on how great the steam room is: When he's saying how stellar the steam room is, he's actually saying, "It would be fantastic if I were sucking your cock in the steam room." It doesn't matter if that sauna is state of the art, next-level shit from the future. It's like Fight Club, only the first rule is "Nobody talks about the steam room… unless they want to have sex in it."
lol
wow nice
thanks I dont htink I have ever had any of these happen to me
but then I go to the gym of my college…..all closeted lol
I did have a guy wink at me …I know him form there and he winked when i nodded to him
what does it mean? lmao
I cant afford a gym membership. Guess I’m a bad gay then right? I can say I wouldnt want to converse withs someone whule naked. I agree. I would be putting on my clothes and talking. If I ever do belong to a gym..I’ll be totally oblivious and naive though the way it seems. lol
so true, when i go to the gym i check out the hot guys, but most of them are checking out the girls in skimpy outfits.
there are some amazingly hott guys at my gym; bears, college boys, hot chocolate, spicy latinos, everything a guy could want!
especially like the guys who flex in the mirror in between sets.
I’ve had a guy approach me out of nowhere asking if we could work out together. He was HOT but the dork in me just naturally assumed it was something innocent so I interpreted it as him wanting to use the machine I was using, then I just said “Yes”. LOL! Then when I was done with the machine, I looked for him but I saw him outside the gym staring at me through the glass. The shy guy in me just looked away feeling confused/embarrassed. I honestly didn’t know what to make of what just happened and went on with my routine. I only realized what he really wanted as I went on. (Or did I? WTF was that about?) So I kept coming back to the gym at the same time and day of the week hoping to see him again but I never did. It’s one of the “what ifs” in my life that I still wonder about to this day.
What about what u wear ??? This dude compliemented me about my workout shirt and asked me where did i buy it . Is that a hint ???
“now that’s a big waterbottle”
Haha…well, I work out at our base gym and guys ask all the time how my workout went for the day. But I think it is strictly innocent since my gaydar isn’t pinging. At least I can enjoy the views of my fellow servicemembers from all branches…lol.
Ok, I honestly did have a incident at a gym. There was a “roving cruiser” in the 18+ locker rooms at the gym where I worked. I went up after swimming & hopped in the hot tub that is in the locker room. The guy got in and started getting awfully too close. I’m a shy guy, and wasnt gonna touch him, but he just kept on goin. At one point he sat up on the side of the hot tub with his cock at eye lvl from me. then when i nervously left he followed me into the steam room where he asked me to spray him with the hose that was in there. Again, I left, and after that I never saw him again. Very creepy
I know it sounds unreal….. but yea… it was real. and sadly I was not going to fall for it.
Had a hot guy in the showers give me a mysterious look once. I think maybe he sensed I was looking, and was enjoying it a bit. Too shy to actually do anything, though.
I go to a gym in Germany where nudity is the norm in the sauna and Steam room. Both place also happened to be coed. It is there fore, accepted and even expect for people to interact in the nude. It is also very difficult to figure out who is hitting on you and who is just saying hi. Men and women alike seem to have the wandering eye.