Top or Bottom: The One Who Got Away

We promise that today’s contestant on Top or Bottom has a real name beyond “The One Who Got Away“. However, in the interest of protecting his identity from all you crazy-ass queens, he’s decided to go by this extremely mysterious alias.

Oh, and did I mention that he also decided to show you some pictures of his dick? Click through to check them out, and then let us know whether you think he’s a top or a bottom!

Hopefully, you’ll have more luck than last week. Over seventy-percent of you predicted that Rocky leans towards the submissive side of the spectrum, but it turns out that he’s a total top. For the record, less than eight-percent of you chose the correct answer…

If you’re an exhibitionist type who’s interested in participating in the next round of Top or Bottom, send me an e-mail with a few pictures, your name or alias, the role you play in the bedroom and a brief note giving us permission to use your pics. We’d prefer that you show your face, but it’s not required to participate in the series. Nudity is both welcome and encouraged, and anonymity is perfectly acceptable. So what are you waiting for? Send us your pics, and show us what you’re working with!

– Dewitt

To check out some body pics and cast your vote, follow the JUMP:


257 thoughts on “Top or Bottom: The One Who Got Away

  1. that kitten is too cute! he should send over some more pics of it!

    not really into tats, but i do like his thin hairy bod and dick…
    i guessed vers bottom, partly because of the kitten in the first photo haha.

  2. . . . just a thot, he really needs to clean his mirror before taking pics in it! Do we really wanna catch a glimpse of all your varied bathroom splatterings all over your reflection? Ewwww . . . .

  3. why would he think he is anonymous just because hes hiding his face?

    those are pretty distinct tattoos.

    bottom.

  4. The tattoos are HIDEOUS on an otherwise sweet guy.
    The kitty is ADORABLE!
    My two cats ar drooling over it!!

  5. Being a cat person doesn’t make a man a bottom, neither does being a dog person make a man a top. That’s a ridiculous notion.

    The tattoos aren’t hideous, you just have tastes that aren’t similar to mine. The tattoos are personal to me and me alone, you don’t like them, why should I care? Not like you’ll be seeing me anytime soon as it is.

    You people like to bitch and complain about every little detail on this site, and it’s REALLY humorous. I’m not perfect, no man is. I don’t see you guys getting YOUR pictures posted on here like I did…

  6. I think most of the tats (at least, from what I can see) look pretty good, actually, especially the piece on the side. The finger tats aren’t really my thing, though. Really nice cock, too.

    And, of course, the kitteh is adorable.

  7. I voted 100% versatile. Then I read his post. I wish I could re-vote! He’s 100% bottom! LOL And I’m a bottom, so that’s saying something. Look, you put your picture on here, you have to take the good with the bad, dude! If you can’t handle criticism, you posted your pics on the WRONG site! LOL The tats are bad! And I like tats.

  8. I don’t care about his dick, his ink, or whether he fucks or gets it.
    All I care about is how cute that picture is of him and the kitty 🙂

  9. i have never seen a kitten that small lol and i hope with a dick that big this guy is mostly toppish. nothing worse than a hung btm!! booooooo!!!!

  10. never seen a kitten that small! i hope this guy is more toppish than btm! nothing worse than a hung btm, such a waste

  11. Going to say Vers here. And as The Top from last week, I must say that was funny as hell to see. 8% of you got it right. Obviously I put up the right pics. I am an actual leather dom top as well as a cowboy so it totally made my day.

  12. this guy is fuckin’ adorable yet extremely sexy at the same time…. what area is he around? love his style and his tats…. and of course the kitten is just an adorable added bonus

  13. theone_who_gotaway – Maybe the people who haven’t tried to get their pics on here are not desperate enough to want their pics posted publicly….

  14. theone_who_gotaway – Maybe the people who haven’t tried to get their pics on here are not desperate enough to want their pics posted publicly….

    Oh, BTW – bottom, like totally…

  15. Awww…hello, kitty-kitty. Mew, mew.

    And poo-poo does give a poop. He’s posting all over MH…and in CAPS. Awww…mew, mew.

  16. Total bottom & the kitten ( very small like a gerbil LOL ) is just adorable !!

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