By Odin’s remaining eye, the truth has been revealed! Thor: The Dark World opens tomorrow, and a movie theater in China had the balls to market the truth! The poster they’re using depicts Thor in an embrace with his brother Loki. And it’s not an “love you, bro” embrace. It’s more of a “can you feel my huge, hard thundercock rubbing against your supple behind, God of Lies? Let us retire to our bedchamber, and you will feel my mighty hammer in your trickster ass” embrace.
The subtext has been getting textier since Thor’s first flick, in which Tom Hiddleston‘s Loki was the breakout character. Their chemistry was oozing. Natalie Portman is a talented actress, but even she couldn’t hide her dismay that leading man Chris Hemworth‘s character was obviously in love with his villainous brother.
Then The Avengers dropped, and they had a long, intense scene together on a mountain. It was the gayest of arguments, but it was rudely interrupted by Iron Man before their passion and anger could shoot forth in dual cum shots.
And now The Dark World is upon us. Loki has an over-the-shoulder perm in the trailer, Thor has some stylish scarves, and they will FUCK. China is ahead of us in many ways, and has gotten us ready for the Norse god sex-fest about to explode on our screens. To hell with your taboos! Love is blind to shared DNA!
Natalie’s character should just end up with Idris Elba‘s. He’s hot.
By the way, that poster was created by a fan and was mistakenly used in parts of China as the official poster.
– J. Harvey
Check out more Thor and Loki incest-bait below:
(via deviantART and Tumblr)
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OMG I have a friend who will freak out over this stuff! LOL
Thor and Loki are not biological brothers so they don’t share any DNA. Loki was adopted by Odin.
Going to see this tonight. Pretty excited for it. Chris & Tom are sexy as hell.
thunder cock, good one J.
Am I the only one who finds this art all but a little disturbing, lol…………
Saw it. It was really good. Much better than the first one. Chris goes shirtless again, and it’s a beautiful sight to behold. Tom was his usual sexy, snarky, self as Loki. There were times I wanted him & Chris to just throw caution to the wind & go at it, but alas, it was not to be. Those who go today, there are 2 Credit scenes. One mid credits & one post credits.
Thanks for that info, about the credit scenes. I always stick around for comic book and horror movie credits to see if they have extra scares or future info.
hi guest…I hang my head. You’re right. BUT it’s still pretty incest-y if not outright incest.
It’s okay, JH…you are forgiven. And yes, it is still pretty incest-y (to use your new word). Although honestly Tom Hiddleston doesn’t do it for me. I would prefer to see Chris Helmsworth and his brother Liam go at it in a real incest scene.
You’re welcome. I hate sitting through credits & there not being a scene or someone leaving and not seeing the credits scene & then getting upset because it’s spoiled by someone else. So I feel it’s my duty to inform others who haven’t seen it & warn them to stick around. The mid credits scene is important for continuity. Post credit scene is just for added content.
Some of that art is actually showing the actors and not Thor/Loki.. 😉 Great article though 😀