John Goodman loves gay people. His most famous role was on a TV show that was super gay friendly. He briefly played one of us on TV (it must have sucked because I never heard of it until I checked out IMDB). And his Linda Tripp drag was flawless. I used to want Dan Conner to adopt me, and then do things to me that they normally only allude to in ABC Afterschool Specials. I know, that’s dirty and wrong but it’s what I felt.
Here’s the big happy fatso with a tongue-in-cheek look at Colonel Sanders’ response to the Chick-fil-A rigamarole. The part when he turns to the camera, drops the charade, and everything goes all horror movie actually made me nervous. I could have used “Omarion” comforting me.
– J. Harvey
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Love the gravy dip when he said the word “butthole.” That was a nice touch.
KFC serves cock to men and is proud of it. Chick-Fil-A serves cock to men and judge against it… What…?!
Lol! I tweeted this to Dewitt yesterday. Lol!
Chic Fil A—–stupid remarks from an ignorant CEO in this day and age! Unbelievable!
This is all kinds of creepy and awesome.
That was…. disturbing.
too funny!
Good for him!!!