This Is The Weirdest Porno We’ve Ever Seen.

Haleeb (Milk) is an Arab-themed sex flick which is, without a doubt, one of the finest works of sex art. The feature begins with Eliad Anastos and Damien Crosse in traditional Arab robes eyeing each other from opposite sides of a tiny river.

“Eliad washes his face and the water courses down his white robe, outlining that big fat semi-erect cock of his under the wet cloth. Damien then pulls up his own robe and starts jerking his thick piece. What follows is a beautiful versatile suck sequence, framed by dried up vegetation and mountains and utterly perfect blue skies.

“During the feast, curious horses come from the background into the action as they watch in awe. This masterpiece of porn is only surpassed by what follows; the splattering of white milk all over the screen as Damien rims, fingers, and fucks the hell out of Eliad. Haleeb finishes with two lucious cum facials and an audience who will never see porn in the same light. Haleeb, Stag Homme’s finest sex art to date!!”

Translation? Two dudes have crazy amounts of sex, all whilst pouring milk all over themselves. Horses awkwardly watch. May cause unease for anyone who’s lactose intolerant.

– Dewitt

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24 thoughts on “This Is The Weirdest Porno We’ve Ever Seen.

  1. Really? THIS is the weirdest porn you’ve ever seen?  This isn’t even the weirdest one I’ve seen this month.

  2. This is the stupidest thing I’ve ever seen.  I can’t excuse the presumption of the producers that people give a rat’s ass about “art” in their porn.  What will we see next from this studio?  Porn actors that do pirouettes as they daintily finger each others holes?  Please.

  3. I though the clip was totally hot! seems more natural somehow in a way. If you want weird, take anything that depicts ancient times, and then all of a sudden you see a condom and some lube in the background, that’s weird and a mood kill.

  4. “Sex art” my arse, and if this is the weirdest porn you guys have ever seen, you really need to watch more porn.

  5. Damien Crosse is so unbelievably gorgeous it’s not even funny.  I would watch–and cum hard–to anything he’s in.  I just can’t stop thinking about what that milk would feel/smell like after about five minutes in the sun.  And, this is one porn where I’d really like to see the outtakes . . . how often did all those animals inadvertantly interrupt the action?

  6. Kristen Bjorn did an amazing scene a couple of years back involving three guys (including the stunning Matthias Vanelli) pouring milk over each other. Check it out, the movie is called “Firedance”

  7. My first thought was that the milk was supposed to be reminiscent of cum–there’s just a lot more of it and milk tastes better.

    These two guys are ridiculously hot and the sex looks fucking amazing!  The horses are a little distracting, though…

  8.  “What will we see next from this studio?  Porn actors that do pirouettes as they daintily finger each others holes?  Please.”

    I hope so. That sounds fucking hilarious.

  9. What U mean 2 quartz of milk do not suddenly appear when U are FUCKING some hot guy up the ass in a wide open field  ?

  10. Not weird, in the “wtf did I just see” sense, but weird in “in what way does adding milk to this make it artful?”…they coulda done the same thing with kool-aid…they only thing they did was make milk a little awkward to drink for a few days.

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