Oh, fuck this shit! I’m over The Ten. Maybe it’s hypocritical that I wasn’t making similar complaints when Hudson and his beer can dick ruled the countdown for seven consecutive weeks, but you know things are rigged when both Seth Fornea and Chris Salvatore can’t break into the holy trinity of Kayne Lawton, Chris Bailey and Serge Henir. Somebody is fucking with our polls! There is no other explanation.
For all we know, last week’s rejected contestants Heath Jordan, Nick Jonas, Miguel La Cruz, Drake Temple and Marko Lebeau would have survived on the charts if it weren’t for this blatant sabotage of the results. Will Chris Bailey’s retirement change things after this round? I can only hope so.
For those of you who are just joining us, here’s how the game works! Each week, we’ll feature ten men to choose from. You can vote for as many contestants as you’d like, and only the five with the highest amount of votes will move on to the next round. The remaining five slots will be filled the following week by men who you’ve suggested, as well as a handful of attractive fellows selected by your favorite bloggers (that would be us).
To keep things interesting, each participant will be retired after ten weeks on the charts. They have the opportunity of returning in the future, provided that they produce another hot video, photo shoot or anything worthy of a Manhunt Daily post.
Now let’s forget about the rules for a second and focus on what really matters–who should be on top next week? You have until next Wednesday to pick your favorite contestants, so hop to it and make your vote count!
– Dewitt
See pics of all ten contestants and cast your vote below:
In the grand tradition of ten words or less…
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1. KAYNE LAWTON (LW – 1, W8): Most likely, there are two more balls beneath that ball.
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2. SERGE HENIR (LW – 3, W8): Still pretty, still here, still teasing us with those undies.
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2. CHRIS BAILEY (LW – 2, W10, RETIRED): Peace out, Chris Bailey! It was nice having you here.
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4. SETH FORNEA (LW – 6, W2): Will this dick shot help Seth Fornea win this round?
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5. CHRIS SALVATORE (LW – 4, W3): A ridiculously gorgeous man stuck in fifth place. Fix this!
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6. CHRIS ROCKWAY (RETURN): One of Randy Blue’s most dedicated models. Nice cock too.
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7. KEVIN COTE (DEBUT): Like this? Well, you should see the ass shots too.
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8. EDEN HAZARD (DEBUT): Soccer player with a booty that’s out of this world.
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9. TRENT DAVIS (DEBUT): Hairy bubble butt, thick thighs and insatiable appetite for cock.
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10. BEN HILL (DEBUT): From the runway to your spank bank, it’s Ben Hill.
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How can Seth Fornea crack into the top three? With three simple words …
Show. The. Goods.
We expect hot models and athletes to cover up and tease, and when Seth was a mainstream model, that was acceptable. Now he’s cozying up with Colt, a porn studio. If he is not sure if this is right for him, as his interview suggested, then he (and you, Dewitt) needs to be content with him not being at the top of The Ten.
To borrow a political term, it’s all about optics. Colt is a porn studio, and we expect models affiliated with porn studios to do what porn stars do … Seth, for whatever reason (and for which I will not judge either way), can’t or won’t.
Voted for everyone but Chris Rockway
Love Eden, if only because of his sheer enthusiasm. 😀
I have just one word, and that word is Ben Hill
I obviously want Seth to show the goods once and for all, but none of those other guys in the top three are either. Seth for the win.
For the record, I voted for Seth last week and will vote for him again this week. Also for the record, showing cock isn’t a requirement to land in the top of The Ten (that French god Arnaud comes to mind … very easily, I might add).
That said, we expect Colt models to do Colt things, so enough with the teasing. One tasteful cock shot and he’s #1. 🙂
where is Chris bailey?
Voted for Seth Fornea.
Eden Hazard has a normal butt, nothing “out of this world” at all about it. It’s cute though.
Rugbymen always have better butts than soccer players.
The top 3 guys from last week are bland.
BLAND
EVen scrolling through their pictures bored me.
I agree with you. I did notice however what that very sneaky and perpetually sassy Dewitt has done here. When you look at all the pics, I see 1 visible cock outline (at least on the pics shown and yes we can link through and see others I’m sure but let’s face it, that takes too long) and that is for Seth. That Dewitt, so adorably sneaky and yet it totally levels the playing field (since technically there are no cock shots). Dewitt knows the power of the cock. (Just one more thing I adore about him.)
I’ll also be honest and say that last week I only voted for Kayne rather than the top 3 guys (who I had been voting for) so I’m probably the one to blame for this Seth Fornea upset with my targeted voting shenanigans. Yep, single-handedly, it was me!
(or not)
You can blame graphicjack for the pic with the cock outline! He was the one who suggested it.
Ah ha! A co-conspirator! Thank you GraphicJack.
Apparently you do not know the meaning of the word “retired.”