The Ten: Heath Jordan Makes A Cum-Back

Pardon us for the tacky misspelling of “comeback” in the title of this post. We just got a little excited that Heath Jordan‘s reclaimed the number one spot on The Ten, our weekly countdown of the sexiest men. This may or may not have led to fantasies of him fucking us on all fours, pulling out, ripping off the condom and cumming on our backs. Because, ugh, do you see how hot he is?

Of course, looks can’t get you everywhere! Five gorgeous men were eliminated after last week’s round, including Ryan Bertroche, Levi M, Brody Harris, Tristan Hamilton and Andrea Minguzzi. We sincerely hope you’re able to cope with their departure.

So how does this game work? I’m glad that you asked! Each week, we’ll feature ten extremely sexy men to choose from. You can vote for up to two of these studs, and only the five with the greatest amount of votes will move on to the next round. The remaining five slots will be filled the following week by men who you’ve suggested, as well as a handful of hotties selected by your favorite bloggers (that would be us).

To keep things interesting, each participant will be retired after ten weeks on the charts. They have the opportunity of returning in the future, provided that they produce another hot video, photo shoot or anything worthy of a Manhunt Daily post.

Now let’s forget about the rules for a second and focus on what really matters–who should be on top next week? You have until next Tuesday to pick your two favorite guys, so hop to it and make your vote count!

– Dewitt

To view this week’s rankings and vote, follow the JUMP:

1. HEATH JORDAN (LW – 3, W5): We love how Heath claims he’s “really shy at times”, yet he gets on camera and fucks like an animal. It’s really such a beautiful combination, because you just know he wouldn’t be some cocky motherfucker in person. And did we mention that he’s hot as hell?

2. JORDAN R. LEGAULT (LW – 7, W2): While uploading this picture, we had to stop ourselves from making orgasmic noises in our desk chairs. Simply put, Jordan R. Legault’s eyes are pure sex. Merely looking at his face makes us want to cum all over the place. Throw in a really hot body, and you’ve got the perfect equation for “do me now”.

3. COLBY ERSKIN (LW – 2, W5): Stop everything you’re doing! There’s a brand new picture of Colby Erskin, and he’s looking sexier than ever. As his modeling career progresses, how much lower will those briefs drop? It’s yet to be determined, but we’ll be watching every step along the way…

4. PAUL WAGNER (LW – 4, W3): It’s amazing that a man can be so charming in his pictures alone! We get the feeling that Paul Wagner’s a total sweetheart, who just happens to be an absurdly attractive porn star. Wouldn’t you just love to hang out with him? And then spread those fuzzy cheeks and fuck him ’til you collapse? Yeah, us too.

5. JOHN WILLIAMS (LW – 1, W4): Audible gasp! We’ve seen bigger falls in the past, but how did rugby star John Williams move from top competitor to the brink of extinction? We’re just going to assume we used the wrong picture or something. Or maybe you’re just over him? It’s impossible to say.

6. PATRICK O’BRIEN (DEBUT): Well, you had to see this one coming. Patrick (also known as Paddy) is so hot that we wrote about him twice in a very short period of time. We can’t get over his treasure trail, along with the thick cock it leads to. Are you as obsessed with this guy as we are? We’ll find out soon enough!

7. ANDRE MULL (DEBUT): Though he’s appeared on this blog in the past, Andre Mull never got a chance on The Ten. We obviously had to fix this! Thanks to his latest photo shoot with Hasson Harris, we have a feeling he could push his way into the top five. Maybe that’s just wishful thinking on our part.

8. DIESEL WASHINGTON (DEBUT): Watch Diesel Washington’s new scene with Steven Ponce and Alexander Garrett, and we’d like to see you pretend like you weren’t the least bit turned on. The way he pounds ass and talks dirty is so fucking extraordinary. Not to mention, he taught us a valuable lesson about “teamwork”.

9. MICHAEL BASQUETTE (DEBUT): Hands down, Michael Basquette is the prettiest man on this countdown. But will that help or hurt him in the end? Thin and pretty doesn’t always win the race, but incredible dick-sucking lips could provide an extra boost…

10. MIKE DREYDEN (DEBUT): We went back and forth on who would fill this final slot on the charts. Eventually, we wound up picking the guy whose slot we’d most like to fill! In his new clip, Mike Dreyden put us in a hypnotic state of bliss with his fuzzy cheeks. Also, he made us jizz over our shoulders. Not even kidding.