As promised this past Thursday, we’re kicking off our first round of “Best of 2011” posts with a very special edition of Everything Butt. Today’s countdown is based purely on popularity, so we had no say regarding the order in which these men appear. With […]
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The Ten: In Which Everything Else Is Irrelevant, Because Benjamin Godfre Will Obviously Win This Round
We’re sorry to be so blunt with the title of this post. Some of you will consider it a self-fulfilling prophecy when, around this time next week, Benjamin Godfre is named the “sexiest man of the moment”. However, we don’t think it’s a stretch to […]
The Ten: Nick McGough Cock-Slapped Everyone
Do you hear that sound? That was Nick McGough putting his big fat dick to work, as he thwacks his fellow competitors on The Ten. For the third week in a row, the dancer, actor and model claimed the top spot on our weekly countdown […]
The Ten: Oops, Ryan Stack Did It Again!
For the second week in a row, up-and-coming porn star Ryan Stack has dominated our weekly countdown of the sexiest men. Well, we suppose “dominate” is too strong of a word, considering fellow newcomer Danny Hock was only seventeen votes away from defeating him. Alas, […]
The Ten: A Glorious Victory For Ryan Stack
Out with the old, in with the new! While the past six rounds of The Ten have belonged to Jon Micklow and Daniel Rumfelt, it appears that we have a new champion on our weekly countdown of the sexiest men. Gay porn newcomer Ryan Stack […]
The Ten: The Return of Kris Allen
Daniel Rumfelt and Jock Hudson better watch their backs! The one and only Kris Allen is returning to The Ten, our weekly countdown of the sexiest men. Earlier this week, we were joking about how the former American Idol winner is like “crack for Manhunt […]
The Ten: Ted Colunga & Chris R Flip-Flop
If the headline for today’s edition of The Ten seems anticlimactic, it’s because today’s countdown is, well, entirely anticlimactic. The top five sexiest men are the same exact top five as last week, with the exception being that Chris R and Ted Colunga have switched […]
The Ten: Leighton Stultz Continues To Beat Everyone
Will anyone ever be able to stop Leighton Stultz? Equipped with his pretty face and swingin’ sausage, this guy has topped our weekly countdown of the sexiest men for a total of four consecutive weeks. In the last round, blond beauty Daniel Rumfelt came closest […]
iPhone Wars: Battle of The Cutesy Briefs
Gone are the days when briefs were solely equivalent to plain ol’ tighty whities. Nowadays, you can get that extra bit of support along with the additional perk of a colorful design or pattern. This is clearly what human existence has been leading up to […]
The Ten: Heath Jordan Makes A Cum-Back
Pardon us for the tacky misspelling of “comeback” in the title of this post. We just got a little excited that Heath Jordan‘s reclaimed the number one spot on The Ten, our weekly countdown of the sexiest men. This may or may not have led […]