The Locker Room: Chris Mazdzer

Isn’t he adorable? He’s got a sparkling smile, and that dimpled chin, and the snug spandex you just want to tear off his bod. That’s Chris Mazdzer. He hits speeds up to 80 mph on the luge for Team USA. Mazdzer rockets his sled solo so there’s no titillating shots of him laying on a dude on the track. But there are several pics of him ready to roll, and he’s got his legs spread. What an excellent vantage point.

They’ve got his bulge ironed down with whatever protective gear he has on under there, but you can sense it. It’s a tiger waiting to strike in Sochi. No one who competes in such a dangerous sport and smiles that broadly has a small penis. It’s probably the size of the sled.

– J. Harvey

Check out more pics of Team USA’s Chris Mazdzer below:


2014 Winter Olympic Games - Season 2014

2014 Winter Olympic Games - Season 2014

Chris Mazdzer

2014 Winter Olympic Games - Season 2014



Chris Mazdzer (USA Luge Photo)

Chris Mazdzer (2)


Luge: FIL World Cup

2014 Winter Olympic Games - Season 2014





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