Did you ever want to know Zac Efron’s truest, deepest thoughts? That is, when you’re not fantasizing about spelunking in his truest, deepest butthole? Actor Paul W. Downs and director Lucia Aniello have given us a rare glimpse into the life of a gorgeous Hollywood […]
Tag: Zac Efron
Stuff Straight People Like: Skateboarding
Unless you believe those pesky gay rumors, Zac Efron is a straight person. These are some pictures of Zac Efron riding on a skateboard. Now, we weren’t math majors or anything, but we’re certainly capable of putting two and two together! Using our expert logic, […]
Zac Efron Totally Came Out Of The Closet, You Guys!
Just kidding. This is all just a story concocted by Sarah Cordes of The National Enquirer, who claims that attendees to an NBA party were “shocked” to witness the former High School Musical star holding hands with “a buff young man”. And that’s not all! […]
Quickie: Tristan Hamilton
Tristan Hamilton is a filmmaker based in Australia, but he pays his bills by “exploiting his assets”. For the record, those are his own words, and we’re pretty sure they just mean he’s a model. In fact, you may have seen him on the internet […]
Is Ryan Reynolds The Ultimate Gay Fantasy?
According to OUT magazine’s first annual sex and love survey, gay men would be most likely to cheat on their partners with Ryan Reynolds. How predictable! Other answers on the poll included Brent Corrigan, Madonna, Chord Overstreet, the Svedka fembot, Matt Bomer, Steve Martin and […]
Quickie: Kenzie Roth
To be completely straightforward, Kenzie Roth is one hard cock away from being featured in our Twink Tank series. If you’re into pretty boys–with extreme emphasis on pretty–then you’ll be delighted to hear that he’s the prettiest boy we’ve seen… well, ever. Sure, we’ll probably […]
Twink Tank: Chris
Brace yourselves, because you’re about to see Zac Efron‘s hard cock! Well, it’s actually just Chris from Island Studs. But, um, close enough? All you need to do is put him in the doggystyle position, and then you can live out your fantasies of singing […]
Popular Demand: Gavin Waters, Trent Locke & Fish
You may have thought he was the hottest guy on the planet or just another waxed gym bunny, but nothing could stop Gavin Waters from becoming last week’s Most Popular entry. He beat out a handful of attention-worthy posts, from a masturbating Big Brother house […]
Who Would You Rather?: Weekend Movie Edition
Would you rather fuck with a schmuck or get down with a guy who regularly chats with his dead brother? Well, those are your only choices in today’s box office-themed edition of Who Would You Rather. So what are you waiting for? Let’s hop right […]
The Ten: Hello Tommy Tucker, Goodbye Kris Allen
Who’s the sexiest man in the entire world? At the moment, it’s fitness model Tommy Tucker, but it could all change with the drop of a dime. Just ask last week‘s winner Nick Ayler. A few moments ago he was sitting comfortably at the number one […]