It really is all about the photos. This space could be inhabited by our manifesto against cheese and all you’re looking at are these pics of prettyboy Zac Efron modeling jeans for John John Denim. “Manifesto against cheese? I was staring at Zac’s arms and […]
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Celebrity Studs Looking Sexy At The Teen Choice Awards
That surfboard trophy looks so friggin’ unwieldy. What if you didn’t come in a stretch Hummer? What if you’re one of those environmentally conscious celebs who rolled up in a Prius? Strap it to the top, I guess. Nickelodeon held their Teen Choice Awards and […]
Gay Ass Gossip: Zac Efron Can Unhook A Bra(?) With One Hand
ITEM – Zac Efron is doing the press whore tour for the umpteenth cheesy love story based on a Nicholas Sparks novel. Seriously, all of those movies are the same. Someone finds some shit that leads them to someone and someone’s dead and can I […]
Gay Ass Gossip: Zac Efron Wants You To Know He Fucks
ITEM – This was the most staged incident of staged incidents. Sexy ass twink and Home Depot shopper Zac Efron rolled up at the premiere of Dr. Seuss’ The Lorax and “accidentally” let a condom wrapper fall out of his jacket. Cindy Lou Who is […]
Gay Ass Gossip: Rachel Zoe Who?
ITEM – Cute-ass Brad Goreski broke away from that desiccated gila monster Rachel Zoe and started his own styling business. And like all humans who have appeared on a Bravo reality show and managed to make audience members remember at least their name, they gave […]
Quickie: Maurice Salib
File this man under “beautiful as all fuck”. For real, guys! Maurice Salib is on some Zac Efron or Darren Criss level of prettiness. You could roll him around in a heaping pile of garbage, and he’d still look like he walked directly off the […]
Top or Bottom: Chris Colfer
You know Chris Colfer as Kurt Hummel, the annoyingly stereotypical power-twink from Glee whose bucket list includes “become CEO of Logo” and fucket list includes “have relations on a dewy meadow of lilac with Taylor Lautner before he gets fat”. This week’s episode found him […]
Top or Bottom: Zac Efron
Zac Efron is the straightest straight man who’s ever been straight. He poses for pictures with women and shows off his awesomely untrimmed treasure trail! He likes skateboarding! Shirtless. Also, this one time he wore flannel to a photo call! That is so heterosexual that […]
Quickie: Zac Efron
Guys can’t get enough of Zac Efron. I know dudes who will go to see him in any piece of shit movie he’s the star of JUST for the possibility of some Efron skin. You know the flick where he talks to his dead little […]
BREAKING: We Want To Lick Zac Efron’s Treasure Trail
We’re still getting used to the fact that we want to fuck Zac Efron in every position imaginable. Not so long ago, we recall the days when we would judge men who lusted after the former High School Musical star. “Oh, you’re into him?” we’d […]