From now until this Friday, you’re going to bust a nut every single night. This isn’t a request. This isn’t a prediction. It’s a demand. I don’t care if you do it alone or do it with company. I don’t care if you do it […]
Tag: Yohann Banks
Yohann Banks Is The Power Bottom Werewolf You Never Knew You Needed.
Don’t ask me why Yohann Banks has been pegged as a “power bottom werewolf”. It’s just who he is, you guys! On top of that, this day has felt extraordinarily long for me, and I’m running out of ways to objectify gay porn stars and […]
Cock-A-Doodle Do Me: Damian Boss
Damian Boss has a great cock. Period. It’s the appropriate length and girth for you to look at it and go, “Oh, I would very much like that inside of me”, without being concerned that it’ll destroy your ass with its monstrous presence. While it […]
Cock-A-Doodle Do Me: Antonio Garcia
Sure, Antonio Garcia might not be on an Angel Rock level of gay porn perfection, but there are more important things than youthful beauty! Sometimes you want a man with attitude, the kind who’ll make you weak in the knees… Then command you to get […]
Ken Ten’s Dick Buried Deep Inside Yohann Banks Is Exactly What You Need Right Now
You have probably realized by now that Wednesday is not Friday, and therefore, you have a few more days before the weekend is upon us. Alas, there is a silver lining in this cloud called life! Yohann Banks utterly perfect butthole is here to save […]
Guess Who’s Appearing Soon On Alpha Males!
You’ve had enough surprises for today. Why don’t we just forgo all the guessing and cut right to the chase? Alpha Males has a series of promising new scenes on deck, two of which include beeftacular American import Samuel Colt. He gives up his thick […]
PARDON MY HARDNESS.
Yohann Banks is getting fucked by a guy with a beard and a guy with a mustache! If you do not understand why this makes me harder than I’ve ever been before, then you clearly have not been reading this blog for very long. You […]
Woof Alert: Jean Franko
Yohann Banks might deserve a nomination for 2011’s Hottest Cock Slut award after his performance with gay porn superstar Jean Franko. We say that as if it’s a challenge to enjoy this muscular, hairy and thoroughly well-hung masterpiece of manliness, but we should clarify that […]