“Whatever the sport is, I’ve tried it, you know? I’m always open to trying new things.” That’s a quote from Criminal Minds star Shemar Moore, in a behind-the-scenes interview for his Maximum Fitness cover shoot. We kind of want to write him fan mail, just […]
Tag: working out
Personal Trainwreck: Working Out Is Gay
Why can’t the personal trainers at MY gym wear compression shorts without something over them and mime jacking off in front of me with a shakeweight? In “Personal Trainwreck: Premature,” a personal trainer’s client “finishes” early much to his oddly enthusiastic trainer’s dismay. Your relationship […]
Random Question: When Does Cruising Become Creepy?
A few weeks ago, I started having trouble breathing at the gym. Scratch that. I felt like my stomach was going to fall out of my butt. No, scratch that. Oh, whatever! The main thing that you need to know is that I felt absolutely […]
Random Question: Do You Have A Workout Buddy?
Sweat drips off your forehead, as you push with all your might. You look up to the man above. He’s sweating just as hard, chest heaving from all your hard work together. Fuuuuuck! Your body shakes with one last thrust, and he makes sure you […]
Secret Sex: Matthew McConaughey
People consider Matthew McConaughey to be “sexy”. You may not necessarily be one of those people, but I promise with every bone in my body that they exist. Frankly, I’ve never really fallen into this category. The appeal is relatively obvious–he’s got a great body. […]
Secret Sex: Steve Kardynal
Earlier this week, a colleague sent over a video of self-proclaimed actor and “YouTuber” Steve Kardynal. The young, bearded fellow prances around a gym with his Shake Weight, decked out with a huge smile on his face. The clip’s combination of awkward and hilarious antics […]
iPhone Wars: Battle of The Locker Room Studs (II)
It’s been six months since our last locker room edition of iPhone Wars, which means we’re blatantly overdue for another sweaty romp in the steam room. Although we’ve never taken semi-naked self-portraits in our local gym’s mirror, it’s quite likely that we’re in the minority. […]
iPhone Wars: Battle of The Gym Hunks
Are you ready to pump some iron? If not, these guys will be sure to take care of all the pumping! Today’s edition of iPhone Wars features four sexy gym hotties, and it’s up to you to decide which guy you’d rather get sweaty with […]
Have You Ever: Been Caught Hard In The Locker Room?
There’s a guy at my gym who I’ve been eye-fucking for weeks. It’s been more of a “Victor Voyeur” sort of situation, as I’ve made it a point to look away before he notices. But that all changed a few days ago when we wound […]
Kellan Lutz Isn’t A Very Good Underwear Model
My morning train ride doesn’t usually involve a raging hard-on. But today was different from the other days. While I was minding my business and scribbling in my notepad, I noticed something out of the corner of my eye. It just so happened to be […]